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aranelthehobbit22
Mithlond
Mar 15 2010, 10:18pm
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Gollum vs. Yoda
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Given that the force is on his side, I'm inclined to think that Master Yoda has the advantage in the situation.
No lightsaber, he would still win.
'Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter.'
"Yet in that hour was put to the proof that which Mithrandir had spoken, and help came from the hands of the weak when the Wise faltered."
"Give us that Deagol my love . . ."
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balinman
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Mar 17 2010, 4:09pm
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GOLLUM so easily:)
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Darkstone
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Mar 17 2010, 8:08pm
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Two against one.
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug
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aranelthehobbit22
Mithlond
Mar 18 2010, 9:37pm
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'Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter.'
"Yet in that hour was put to the proof that which Mithrandir had spoken, and help came from the hands of the weak when the Wise faltered."
"Give us that Deagol my love . . ."
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Oiotári
Dor-Lomin
Mar 19 2010, 6:32pm
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ahh, but one would rather eat fish all day than fight //
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Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens
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M&M
Ossiriand
Mar 20 2010, 7:40pm
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Who's Yoda?  I know he's from Star Wars...but....
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Kangi Ska
Gondolin
Mar 20 2010, 8:44pm
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Short green guy...pointy ears. Kind of an Albert Einstein troll doll...//
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Kangi Ska
At night one cannot tell if crows are black or white.
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sevilodorf
Dor-Lomin
Mar 21 2010, 6:10pm
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and any conversations between the two would be horrible to contemplate....though I shudder at much of Star Wars dialog anyway.
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Gwaihir
Lindon
Mar 24 2010, 1:13am
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Yoda might sya the ring is the path to the dark side or the inrg leads to Sauron sauron leads to Hate and hate leads to suffering
May the road rise up to meet you
And the wind always be at your back
Inquisitive Hobbit
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Elrond
Lindon
Apr 29 2010, 7:52pm
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Gollum would win. Every time.
no debate lol
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Donry
Dor-Lomin
May 8 2010, 12:31am
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Lightsaber, force...this one's easy.....
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Analeewyn
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Jul 8 2010, 6:08am
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Yoda would never break a sweat
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I can see it now. Gollum jumping around, trying to get at Yoda from every different angle, hollering who knows what, while Yoda just holds out his hand and keeps knocking Gollum back with the Force. Gollum would be his own defeat and Yoda would never have to break a sweat 
I know your face...My eyes darken.
No. No. I'm going to save you.
You already did...[My daughter] My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed.
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turinMerlin
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Aug 30 2010, 3:48am
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But what if Gollum has the Ring?
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Yoda has the force, but Gollum might have a slight chance with the ring on.......
Nah. All Yoda has to do is toss a fish on the ground and he'll know exactly where Gollum's at.
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