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NoseOfSauron
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Oct 24 2007, 1:58am
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Aragorn vs Captain Kirk
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They both have the same weapon, be it a phaser or a sword... who do you think would win?
If Gandalf could just jump on an eagle and fly into Mordor... WHY THE BLOODY HELL DIDN'T HE DO IT THREE MOVIES AGO!?!
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Idril Celebrindal
Dor-Lomin
Oct 24 2007, 5:30pm
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Does that cheesy Star Trek fight music play during the battle?
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Who wins depends on the weapon.
If it's swords, Aragorn mops the floor with Kirk. If it's phasers, Kirk mops the floor with Aragorn. If it's a fistfight, I'd go with Aragorn simply because he's got the advantage of height and reach on Kirk, not to mention that he's probably in better physical condition (having spent his days stomping around Middle-earth and fighting orcs instead of sitting in a captain's chair and seducing space babes).
However, one thing's for sure: regardless of who wins, Kirk will get his shirt torn at some point during the fight.
Beam me up, Scotty ....
With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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NoseOfSauron
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Oct 24 2007, 6:08pm
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Then later, when Aragorn gets home to Arwen, he finds her in bed with Kirk.
If Gandalf could just jump on an eagle and fly into Mordor... WHY IN THE NAME OF ERU DIDN'T HE DO IT THREE MOVIES AGO!?!
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Patty
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Oct 24 2007, 10:12pm
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unless Kirk has a phaser. He's more agile looking and he acts smarter, even if Kirk DID graduate from Starfleet Academy--Aragorn was schooled by thousand year old elves!
And re: Gandalf and Gwaihir flying to Mordor-- they were so big that they woulda been seen, ya know!
For Gondor!
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Dagonet
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Oct 26 2007, 2:16am
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Aragorn would win.
Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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Elberbeth
Dor-Lomin
Oct 26 2007, 7:54pm
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Aragorn, just by virtue of his cheekbones.//
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"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."
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dernwyn
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Oct 29 2007, 3:20am
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Gettin' a bit cheeky, are you? ;-D //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915
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Elberbeth
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Oct 29 2007, 4:52pm
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so I won't mention his other cheeks!
"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Oct 31 2007, 7:42pm
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Kirk scurries all over like a madman looking for a way to make primitive gunpowder. However, Arwen quickly manages to distract him as a Girl of the Week ("What's this? A starship captain taken off his guard?") allowing Aragorn to do the decapitation thing that he does so well.
(At least it's more honorable and glorious than being killed by falling scaffolding.)
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Tyler
Menegroth
Nov 25 2007, 1:47pm
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Can they use the volcan death grip?
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I think it depends on weapons also.
P.S. sorry i don't know how to spill volcan
Never doubt that a small group of peple can change the world indeed,that is the onely thing that ever has......Margaret mead
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GOOMBA
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Dec 17 2007, 12:25am
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if he had a phaser and aragorn had a sword
Yes, that is a Wario Hat.
And here is Wario:
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deej
Dor-Lomin
Dec 17 2007, 12:44am
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As long as Aragorn isn't wearing a red shirt
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...during the fight, I think he would clean the floor with Kirk. 
Sincerely, deej - The Artist Formerly Known as djdeathskiss
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Goldberry
Lindon
Dec 19 2007, 10:31pm
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I can so see Arwen saying just that...and the look on Jim Kirk's face just before his head is separated cleanly from his shoulders. Love it!
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Goldberry
Lindon
Dec 19 2007, 10:33pm
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If weapons were involved, I say Aragorn all the way.
Now, if it were a game of Fizzbin, on the other hand, I think Kirk would be a shoe-in. 
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laughing1blue6dolphin
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May 17 2008, 5:41pm
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and its not a death grip its a nerve pinch unfourtunat person falls to the ground unconsious and kirk cant do it even though spock tryed to teach him several times
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