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Dame Ioreth
Dor-Lomin
Nov 27 2016, 10:40pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XXXII
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Submitted for your captioning pleasure... Just what are these guys up to? 
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Nov 27 2016, 10:56pm
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Rembrandt's "Syndics of the Lollipop Guild" is often considered a work of lesser stature. /
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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife
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OldestDaughter
Mithlond
Nov 27 2016, 11:29pm
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Gandalf: See guys? I told you I can just blink and the dishes would be clean.
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(Bilbo starts to think having a wizard around would be helpful.)
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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LSF
Mithlond
Nov 27 2016, 11:38pm
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Gandalf: Bilbo, someone has to set the table for the Last Supper.
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Eruonen
Gondolin
Nov 27 2016, 11:59pm
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Gandalf "Really, it wasn't me! Come on, admit it Dori!"
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Who let loose a troll?
Who cut the Balrog?
It smells like the Dead Marshes in here!
(This post was edited by Eruonen on Nov 28 2016, 12:01am)
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Bracegirdle
Doriath
Nov 28 2016, 2:25pm
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Gandalf to a confusticated Bilbo:
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“I wouldn’t worry about these dishes my little friend. They will still be here when you return in a year or so. No one will come in for a sneak-cleaning.”
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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dormouse
Gondolin
Nov 28 2016, 2:32pm
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"...and just wait till you see what we've done in the bathroom!" //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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DainPig
Mithlond
Nov 28 2016, 3:58pm
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Gandalf: "This is just the beginning, you fool"
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Smaug the iron
Mithlond
Nov 28 2016, 6:25pm
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Gandalf: "This is the weirdest christmas party I have ever been to. This is even worst then Elrond's summer party, and that is saying something."
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MyWeeLadGimli
Menegroth
Nov 29 2016, 7:16am
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Bifur: "I don't get what's so funny, we were just doing the dishes"
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In Khuzdul, of course.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Doriath
Nov 30 2016, 2:54pm
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Bilbo catches Gandalf telling yet another hairy foot joke -
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and he is NOT amused!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Belegdir
Menegroth
Nov 30 2016, 5:23pm
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Gandalf: Antiques indeed Bilbo... I got all these at Shirekea for a tuppence.
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StingingFly
Menegroth
Nov 30 2016, 11:47pm
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"Nothing beats a dwarven spit shine...wouldn't you agree Mr. Baggins?"//
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Dame Ioreth
Dor-Lomin
Dec 1 2016, 8:17pm
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... but the first laugh and then many layers of giggles I got afterwards from this caption put it over the top! 
Congratulations! How many of these have you won now?
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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