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Lissuin
Wakandian
Nov 21 2020, 11:29pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest CLVXV
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An Elf, a Dwarf and a Wizard were feasting together. What bits of conversation were overheard? Cheers!
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Na Vedui
Defender
Nov 24 2020, 1:12am
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..... definitely *not* Elvish. It's a reproduction. Early to mid Third Age, Mannish, probably made in Tharbad. Rather a nice bit of work in itself, of course, but they're not rare. You can pick them up for around five silver pieces. Sorry."
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Ataahua
Guardian of the Galaxy
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Nov 24 2020, 1:31am
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Guy in the background: "There's enough hair around that table for an '80s metal band." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Alveric
Fantastic Four
Nov 24 2020, 2:31pm
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"No, Thorin, that's avacodo toast, not dead frog sandwich."
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Greenwood Hobbit
Justice League
Nov 29 2020, 1:01pm
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Gimli: 'Salad. Why'd it have to be salad? No wonder you never see a fat Elf.'
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Belegdir
Fantastic Four
Nov 30 2020, 9:42pm
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*Gandalf thinking* Maybe if I do it very quietly.
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Elrond: "Thorin, do you suddenly smell burning weeds and cheese?"
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Lissuin
Wakandian
Dec 7 2020, 11:40pm
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Ataahua, I'll take your word for it. Ah, yeah,
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I see what you mean. You win.
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Ataahua
Guardian of the Galaxy
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Dec 8 2020, 12:02am
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And thanks, Lissuin. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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