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Alveric
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Oct 26 2020, 1:53pm
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Caption Contest CLVXIII
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Something for All Hallows...
Could be a caption for the picture, could be a monologue or a dialogue...
Have at thee!
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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath
Oct 26 2020, 4:40pm
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I say, you two - I think we might have overdone the accelerant. No toasted marshmallows tonight...
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Na Vedui
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Oct 26 2020, 9:10pm
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(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan...)
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All:
Three little spooks from Mordor we,
Nasty and creepy as we can be,
Filled to the brim with evil glee -
Three little spooks are we.
Khamul:
Death is a joke that's just begun ...
Witch-King of Angmar:
Everyone's pain is a source of fun...
Sauron:
Nobody's safe, for we care for none...
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Ataahua
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Oct 26 2020, 9:21pm
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Alexander McQueen releases its new line for summer: Infernal. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Lissuin
Doriath
Oct 27 2020, 9:29pm
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1980's New Wave Funk Influence on Hobbit Films
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In this Hobbit installment, the director has given a nod to the American band, Talking Heads, whose 1983 song, "Burning Down the House", rose to #5 in the New Zealand charts. Sir Peter says at the time he thought that the costuming and special effects in the music video could have been a great deal more flamboyant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
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dernwyn
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Oct 28 2020, 12:39am
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But now I've got an earworm...
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Alveric
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Nov 2 2020, 11:49pm
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These are some excellent captions
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And yet Na Vedui found my soft spot. I do wish someone would do a Gilbert & Sullivan / Tolkien mash-up!
I am the very model of the modern wizard-general...
Winner!
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Na Vedui
Nargothrond
Nov 4 2020, 9:13pm
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Gilbert and Sullivan in Middle-earth...
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Eomer and co introduce themselves to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli:
"If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of Ro-han..."
Arwen has misgivings:
"If we're weak enough to tarry, ere we marry, you and I,
With a more attractive maiden, weapon-laden, you may fly..."
Beruthiel (nefarious, solitary, loveless):
"I cannot tell what this love may be
That cometh to all and not to me.."
Midnight on the Barrowdowns:
"Then is the spectre's holiday
Then is the Wight's high noon..."
Maglor, post-Silmarils:
"A wandering minstrel I..."
Aldarion of Numenor admires his latest ship:
"For she is such a smart little craft
Such a neat little sweet little craft..."
Erendis: "You were meant to sing that to Me!!"
TORN girls, December 2001:
"Twenty lovesick maidens we,
Lovesick all against our will.
Twenty years hence, we shall be
Twenty lovesick maidens still..."
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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath
Nov 4 2020, 10:26pm
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Did someone say Gilbert & Sullivan?
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Tripping hither, tripping thither, nobody knows why or whither
We must fight and brandish Sting
All because of Frodo’s Ring. . . . . .
We are hunky little Hobbits, ever snacking , ever dancing
We indulge in hairy habits in a manner most entrancing
If you ask us for the secret of our quest far into Mordor
We reply with some concern that the whole thing is in disorder
Yes, it’s in immense disorder, in disorder.
Tripping hither, tripping thither, nobody knows why or whither
We must fight and brandish Sting
All because of Frodo’s Ring. . . . . .
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