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The One Ring Forums: Off Topic: The Pollantir:
Who looks best in a loincloth?
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Poll: Who looks best in a loincloth?
Gerard Butler
Karl Urban
Smeagol
Keira Knightley
Sean Connery
Angelina Jolie
Charlton Heston
Tarzan
Raquel Welch
Xena!
View Results (65 votes)
 

Annael
Elvenhome


Mar 10 2007, 2:10am

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Who looks best in a loincloth? Can't Post

In case you need visual aids:

Butler in 300

Urban in Pathfinder

Smeagol in LOTR

Knightley in King Arthur

Connery in Zardoz

Jolie in Tomb Raider

Heston in Planet of the Apes

Tarzan

Welch in One Million Years BC

Lucy Lawless as Xena


(yes, I had fun)


Altaira
Superuser


Mar 10 2007, 3:53am

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Now THIS is a Poll! [In reply to] Can't Post

Erm... figuratively speaking... family board and all. Blush

I had to go with Karl Urban. All the others are yummy, but, well, it's Karl, and he's HOT!


RosieLass
Valinor


Mar 10 2007, 5:29am

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I was going to start my reply with [In reply to] Can't Post

"This thread is useless without pictures" but then I saw your links.

Now I'm obligated to begin my reply with "Aaaaauugh! My eyes, my eyes. It burns!" Pirate

*shudder*

The serious answer is Karl Urban and Lucy Lawless. And Urban probably just because of the shadows and the lighting, and you can't really see anything.

The rest? Uh...no. No, no, and no.

Gerard Butler has manboobs (and so do the rest of them).
Smeagol...heh!
Knightley needs to put her clothes on and leave them on.
Connery...that photo makes my skin crawl...literally!
Jolie would look more like a superhero if she was muscular, and not just underfed.
Heston, okay looking, but a little too hirsute for my blood.
Tarzan...bulky and out of proportion.
Welch...top-heavy.

I think you need to find more pictures and show us more examples. Evil


Radhruin
Rohan


Mar 10 2007, 8:19am

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Well. Raquel. [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh. Did we have to say why?


FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien


Mar 10 2007, 2:48pm

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More polls like this please!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Welch for me. Hubba-hubba!


Annael
Elvenhome


Mar 10 2007, 3:21pm

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huh [In reply to] Can't Post


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Gerard Butler has manboobs (and so do the rest of them).


Uh, I'd call those pecs!

Manboobs are fat, not muscle. Do I need to show you a picture? Please don't make me.


RosieLass
Valinor


Mar 10 2007, 3:38pm

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Well, in my view [In reply to] Can't Post

a manboob is anything bigger than what I've got. Muscle or otherwise. Sly


Alnilam
Rivendell


Mar 10 2007, 8:11pm

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I totally have to vote for Karl Urban. [In reply to] Can't Post

And no, I'm not biased. Tongue


Aerlinn
Lorien


Mar 10 2007, 10:38pm

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Wasn't David Wenham in 300 too? [In reply to] Can't Post

I think I'd take Karl Urban anyway.

*checks picture again just to be sure*

Yes, I do think...

*checks picture again just to be sure*

Just possibly.

*checks picture one more time just to be sure*

Yes, definitely.

*checks picture again just because*


greendragon
Sr. Staff


Mar 10 2007, 11:19pm

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teehee - mulitple checking... [In reply to] Can't Post

Great poll - great visual aids too! But yeah, I'd like to see David Wenham in a loin cloth... Wink However, from this selection, my vote goes for Karl Urban. Now if only I could find a pic of Nathan Fillian in a loin cloth... I do rather like Brendan Fraser in one - I'd have voted for him had he been on this list...


Annael
Elvenhome


Mar 10 2007, 11:20pm

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yes, he is but [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't find a pic of him in "costume" as it were.

Nor one of him in "Better Than Sex."

I'm surprised you didn't ding me for forgetting about this picture, though:




Aerlinn
Lorien


Mar 10 2007, 11:28pm

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*dingdingdingding* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Patty
Immortal


Mar 10 2007, 11:36pm

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I voted for Karl, just because he was in LOTR [In reply to] Can't Post

but, urp! So was Smeagol!


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Mar 10 2007, 11:55pm

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Yikes... [In reply to] Can't Post

Hmm, so many choices... Tongue
Has to be Karl.
I doubt my daughter would've gone to a friend's hen night as Xena if she'd had to wear that costume!
(She'll kill me for posting the pic...)Evil
Attachments: hennight xena.jpg (34.5 KB)


Wynnie
Rohan


Mar 11 2007, 1:36am

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Yeah, I could have voted for [In reply to] Can't Post

George of the Jungle too.


RosieLass
Valinor


Mar 11 2007, 2:27am

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It has been nice knowing ya, GH. [In reply to] Can't Post

Do let us know what the funeral arrangements are...

Laugh


Stapper
Lorien


Mar 11 2007, 1:23pm

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Tarzan [In reply to] Can't Post

Not because he's my favourite, but since I was clueless at who to pick otherwise.....


entmaiden
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 11 2007, 3:12pm

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mmmm....Karl Urban.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Although I was hoping for a picture of David Wenham.


Annael
Elvenhome


Mar 11 2007, 4:31pm

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you people are SO demanding [In reply to] Can't Post

I finally found this screenshot after much searching - including sites that wouldn't let me hotlink or save a picture from and that I was not about to direct you young things to! Now, say thank-you:




Patty
Immortal


Mar 11 2007, 7:06pm

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Oh yeah! [In reply to] Can't Post

George gets my vote.


Patty
Immortal


Mar 11 2007, 7:07pm

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*thud* [In reply to] Can't Post

Now I'll never be able to look at Faramir in quite the same way again!Sly


Sherry
Rivendell


Mar 11 2007, 8:39pm

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*giggles* [In reply to] Can't Post

There is an entire website dedicated to such things. I know this as I was kindly given a link by my Bloke, and in all innocence clicked on it.

I am still traumatized.

I'll spare you the shock if you are nice to me forever :p


Penthe
Gondor


Mar 12 2007, 1:37am

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Well, I picked Raquel due to engineering [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't know how they fit anything under there to give that amount of support, but it impresses me.

Otherwise it would have to be Karl Urban, because the others are just too creepy.


Shadowfaxfan
Rivendell


Mar 12 2007, 8:14am

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Look what I found [In reply to] Can't Post

I voted for Smeagol though because that photo made me laugh so hard. I saw 300 Friday night, it is one one wild and crazy ride!!!!!



(This post was edited by Shadowfaxfan on Mar 12 2007, 8:16am)


greendragon
Sr. Staff


Mar 13 2007, 1:33am

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oo thanks for the pic! [In reply to] Can't Post

I was trying to find a good one like that. Mmm - George gets my vote! Heart

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