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Patty
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May 7 2007, 2:22am
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Favorite "pick up lines"...
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I was rewatching "The Terminator", and noticed Reese telling Sarah Connor "...Come with me if you want to live!" and thought, what a great pick up line that is (snert..inside joke for terminator fans.) Anyway, do you have any favorite pick up lines, especially Middle-earth ones?
..Gandalf to cute blonde about to go by him in a bar.."You shall not pass!"
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
May 7 2007, 3:25am
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Are you from Mordor or did you get those Great Eyes somewhere else?/
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CAhobbit
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May 7 2007, 3:39am
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Did it hurt when you fell from Valinor?
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Yeah, yeah I know one doesn't fall from Valinor but it's the closest I could get to that oh so famous pick up line hehe.
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Ataahua
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May 7 2007, 3:46am
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“I’ve got a blade that glows whenever a beauty is near.” /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Penthe
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May 7 2007, 5:29am
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Pop over to Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog
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Here is the URL - http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/05/t o-kalamazoo-wyth-love.html
He hath written a list of pick up lines for medievalists going to the Kalamazoo conference. No doubt they would work elsewhere...perhaps.
Stick around and read the summary of 'Serpentes on a Shippe' or 'I woulde I knewe how of thee I might be Quitten'. More hilarious than anything free deserves to be.
As for LOTR pickups, I wonder what Aragorn said to Arw, 'you'll never need to worry about dying first while I'm around baby?' Or maybe he said, 'hey I heard Elves usually get married around 200 - you've been waiting for ME baby, not my great, great, great grandad, and not my great, great, great grandson either.'
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Darkstone
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May 7 2007, 2:06pm
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"If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness." /
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All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
And happiness will be thine!
-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.
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Darkstone
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May 7 2007, 2:10pm
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"If I forged you a Great Ring, would you wear it?" /
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All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
And happiness will be thine!
-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.
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Darkstone
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May 7 2007, 2:11pm
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"Are you real or metaphorical?" /
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All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
And happiness will be thine!
-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.
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Annael
Elvenhome
May 7 2007, 3:05pm
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"I bet you could remake my sword that was broken"
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ducks and runs
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"Now is the time to know that all that you do is sacred . . . Now is the time for you to deeply compute the impossibility that there is anything but grace."
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Patty
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May 7 2007, 4:56pm
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*holds belly while she laughs out loud*
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naughty Ataahua. Or is my mind just in the gutter?
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Patty
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May 7 2007, 4:58pm
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no, I guess I'm not in the gutter alone.
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor
May 7 2007, 6:14pm
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Troll: "Your name must be Sunshine, because----"
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(Yeah, I recycled an oldie. Widfara loved that one.)
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Darkstone
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May 7 2007, 6:43pm
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"Have you ever seen the White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver?" /
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All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
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-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.
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Darkstone
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May 7 2007, 6:49pm
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"Put aside the virgin. Become who you were born to be." /
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All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
And happiness will be thine!
-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.
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Ataahua
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May 7 2007, 7:18pm
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Six of one, half dozen of the other I'd say! >:) /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Patty
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May 7 2007, 7:44pm
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what a line!
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Patty
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May 7 2007, 7:45pm
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haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
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Curious
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May 7 2007, 7:56pm
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Time to revive an old joke: "What's a Nazgul like you doing in a place like this?"/
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NottaSackville
Valinor
May 7 2007, 7:57pm
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But a lot of people won't admit it....
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Patty
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May 7 2007, 7:59pm
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*smiles* old, but it never loses its appeal...
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wonder if it ever worked?
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Farawyn
Rohan
May 7 2007, 8:32pm
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Want to see The Forbidden Pool by the light of the moon, Babe?//
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"I have a perfect horror of words that are not backed up by deeds."
- Theodore Roosevelt, Oyster Bay, NY, July 7, 1915
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Disclaimer: The author of this message does not guarantee correct grammar, spelling or English usage. No responsibility can be accepted for the use of this message as a guide to written English.
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Vidstige
Bree
May 7 2007, 9:48pm
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"Do you have any Elvish in you?"
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"Would you like some?"
Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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