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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 24 2014, 4:17am
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I'm Doomed to Crack-ing up! 
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Dec 24 2014, 5:01am
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Brethil
Half-elven
Dec 24 2014, 5:02am
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Dec 24 2014, 12:12pm
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Did you hear about the Japanese catering dwarves...
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Nori, Dashi and Sushi?
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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Dec 24 2014, 3:28pm
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What are the side-effects of Miruovoir?
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It gives you a "cordial dislike of allegory".
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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Dec 24 2014, 3:58pm
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Those Black Riders have no noses
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Frodo: Those Black Riders have no noses
Pippin: so how do they sniff then?
Merry: Pip, you just messed that one up...
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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 24 2014, 6:05pm
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Sauron started a retirement account for the Nazgul called. . .
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A Gorgor-roth. 
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 24 2014, 6:32pm
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If Ian McKellen' performances got the recognition they deserve, what would he be?
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An Oscar Maiar.
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Dec 25 2014, 5:02pm
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Gandalf's baloney has a first name... and a second, a third, a fourth, etc....
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He was born of mortal frailty mixed with Elven fallen realm,
Comin’ home to a land he’d never been before.
Arvernian behind him, sailed the seas of Middle-earth,
You might say he didn’t know what lay in store.
When his wife came out to find him she'd been turned into a bird,
Upon her breast there shone a shining star,
So he took her to his bosom, and by morn her form returned,
And he shifted West to find the high Valar.
And in Valinor he went before the high,
In doing so, resigned himself to die.
Take up arms against the Shadow, asked he of the high,
of the Valar high. (Fight, fight the Shadow)
of the Valar high. (Fight, fight the Shadow)
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http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
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a.s.
Valinor
Dec 26 2014, 12:04am
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"an seileachan"
Through any dark time, I always remember Frodo's claim on the side of Mt. Doom that he "can manage it" because he must.
Sometimes, I have to manage it, too, as do we all. We manage because we must.
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Dec 26 2014, 1:33am
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Uruk-high.
(Courtesy of Darkstone)
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Dec 26 2014, 1:33am
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Dec 28 2014, 9:02am
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Why did Thorin need a physiotherapist?
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He'd got orc-wrist.
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"nowimë I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
This year LOTR turns 60. The following image is my LOTR 60th anniversary party footer! You can get yours here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=762154#762154
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Thanks Ataahua! //
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