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LOTR Title Contest XXXII

Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 20 2014, 5:00am

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LOTR Title Contest XXXII Can't Post

This has taken an entishly long time, but we are not a hasty folk. Thank you, noWizardme, for selecting my game of scissors/rock/paper and for your patience in waiting for the next round.

I was so impressed with Lord Elrond's recent appearance in BOTFA I wanted to give him a chance to speak from the future. What words of wisdom shall we hear, hmmm? Enjoy!




cats16
Half-elven


Dec 20 2014, 5:22am

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"You hear that Mr. Aragorn? [In reply to] Can't Post

That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Aragorn."

"My name is Elessar."

(Apologies if anyone has the misfortune of imagining Keanu as Aragorn after this. CrazyCool)



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Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 20 2014, 5:33am

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Whoa... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


BlackFox
Half-elven


Dec 20 2014, 11:44am

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"Keep my baby safe, Aragorn." - "Arwen will come to no harm, I promise." - "I was talking about the sword!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 20 2014, 1:42pm

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E: "You can't have her! She's mine I say!" A: "Want to hear the sound of cleaving meat?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
But, sneaking off in daylight takes much more cunning.



(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Dec 20 2014, 1:43pm)


Name
Rohan


Dec 20 2014, 5:27pm

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E: "Anduril, the flame of the West, reforged from the shards of Narsil! But first you must beat me in a staring contest." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


DanielLB
Immortal


Dec 20 2014, 10:48pm

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Elrond: "Um ... I thought this might be a good time to tell you Legolas meant north-west. You are 500 leagues in the wrong direction!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 21 2014, 3:59am

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This is my very favorite sword. [In reply to] Can't Post

I call it Vera.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Dec 21 2014, 7:50am

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Hello! My name is Elrond Half-Elven. You took my daughter's immortality; prepare to die! [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by zarabia on Dec 21 2014, 7:54am)


sador
Half-elven


Dec 21 2014, 12:20pm

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Bingo! [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't think I can equal that.
(Looking for my thinking-cap)


dubulous
Rohan

Dec 22 2014, 8:17pm

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E: Stick them with the pointy end. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 22 2014, 11:00pm

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"So 'Thorongil', you look awfully like a certain ranger who ran out on my daughter..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"It was a bright cold day in April, and the mantle clock was striking thirteen."


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Dec 23 2014, 3:23am

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Splitting hairs now are we? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Dec 23 2014, 3:58am

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Elrond: "So, this is embarrasing, but... my daughter stole my sword. Can I borrow yours?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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sador
Half-elven


Dec 23 2014, 9:16pm

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That blade is long, andf could pierce the tent. Take care, will ya? [In reply to] Can't Post

(or should it be 'Vilya'?)


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 23 2014, 9:39pm

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"But this is supposed to be a tentpole movie, right?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"It was a bright cold day in April, and the mantle clock was striking thirteen."


sador
Half-elven


Dec 24 2014, 3:55am

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A: "Murderers! Traitors!" E: "For 87 years I've been paying a fortune each month for your life insurance, and now you're chickening out?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Dec 26 2014, 3:41am

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This is Anduril. Re-fashioned from the shards of Narsil... It took a lot of trouble to fit it back together, so don't break it!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?

(This post was edited by Rembrethil on Dec 26 2014, 3:41am)


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 27 2014, 2:02am

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"Look, Viggo, if I twist this shiny sword just right, it makes a rainbow. Isn't that cute?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 27 2014, 2:08am

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Happy Boxing Day, cats16. You are the winner of Round XXXII! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hugo Weaving is my flavour of the month, so a double scoop was just the ticket, thank you very much!

There were other clever cultural/cinematic references I did and did not get from you clever bunch, and Inigo almost took the prize, Zarabia. Has there ever been a better introduction in the history of film? I think not, but he must live to fight another day.

Happy 2015 to us all!


BlackFox
Half-elven


Dec 27 2014, 10:32am

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Congratulations! [In reply to] Can't Post

Round XXXIII is all yours, cats. Smile



cats16
Half-elven


Dec 27 2014, 6:01pm

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Woo! [In reply to] Can't Post

*bows* Thag you very buch, Lissuin!

Now I'm off to find a good screencap. Smile



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cats16
Half-elven


Dec 27 2014, 6:01pm

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Thanks, BF. New contest coming shortly. // [In reply to] Can't Post

Smile



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