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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 14 2014, 7:20pm
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Title Contest - Round the 26th
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Danny Kaye Movie Fan Harold.of.Whoa for picking me as the twenty-fifth winner of the "Title Contest" with my title "The dragon in the wagon would be true when it flew." Who knew anyone would recognize a reference to a 59 year-old comedy film?
In accordance to the sacred rules as established by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the twenty-sixth screenshot for all of you to name:
Original image is here.
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Nov 14 2014, 7:29pm
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Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door //
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(This post was edited by BlackFox on Nov 14 2014, 7:33pm)
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Nov 14 2014, 8:06pm
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"Damn, THTZZ a Biggie Door? Where iz Grond when you NEED HIM?"//
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www.charlie-art.biz
"What Your Mind can conceive... charlie can achieve"
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan
Nov 14 2014, 8:13pm
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This is what happens when you forget your keys.//
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 ..The Lord of Silver Fountains
.....The King of Carven Stone
..The King Under the Mountain
.......Shall come into his own
..And the bells will ring in gladness
......At the Mountain King's return
..But all shall fail in sadness
....And the lake will shine and burn
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Lissuin
Valinor
Nov 14 2014, 9:30pm
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Origin of Big Bad Wolf Stories Discovered
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As translated from ancient writings ca. TA 3019, unearthed during excavations of what is thought to be a subterranean library of Minas Tirith:
Grond: Little men, little men, let me come in.
Gandalf: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
Grond: Then I'll ram, and I'll bam, and I'll break your door down!
Peter Jackson is quoted as saying,
"I think we can use this, definitely."
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cats16
Half-elven
Nov 14 2014, 9:45pm
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Look down, *boom* look down *boom you'll always be a slave... //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Meneldor
Valinor
Nov 15 2014, 2:12am
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Who's there?
Uruk.
Uruk who?
Uruk, hi!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Nov 15 2014, 4:51am
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Little pig, little pig, let me in . . . Oh goodie! A chance for some verse. . .
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Rumbling slow ‘cross Pelennor,
Lumbering foe on way to war.
Wolf and wood it came a-stalking
To do its knocking on the door.
No! Not mellow was the knocking,
But a bellow and a shocking
Thundering knocking on the door.
Those on high paled while gawking,
Those nearby quailed while squawking,
As thrice a booming knocking,
Knocking, knocking on the door.
Lo! Anon, Great Entry crumbling,
Bursted tumbling strong iron door,
As third was fatal thunderous knocking,
Knocking, knocking on the door.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
- JRRT
A dead dragon is not a big problem.
- BG
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Nov 16 2014, 2:06am
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"It was lil Poley as soften'dem doors for snooty ole Grond." //
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Nov 16 2014, 2:15am
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Ah, ya beat me you scalawag!!!
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I thought of the exact same thing! Great minds, ring? 
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Nov 16 2014, 2:23am
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Orc on the ram: Giddy-up! Let's go!
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Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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sador
Half-elven
Nov 16 2014, 8:35am
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Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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(aka Faramir's song)
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Ataahua
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Nov 17 2014, 6:11am
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I never picked that song to be quite so violent. :D
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Lieutenant of Dol Guldur
Gondor
Nov 17 2014, 3:32pm
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Who locked the Orcs out? Who? Who? Who?
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"There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power."
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Nov 17 2014, 8:20pm
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I thought of this caption recently, as well, but I would seem to have been pre-empted again!! I bow to both your and Meneldor's quicker wits!!
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 18 2014, 4:45pm
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The winner! Go forth and post!
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For some reason this keeps sending me into uncontrollable giggles.
Very disconcerting for an old country boy.
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"Kai provseisi, kai avpeisi."
("There and back again.")
-Heraclitus of Ephesus, c. 500 BC
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Nov 18 2014, 4:56pm
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Round XXVII is all yours. 
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Lissuin
Valinor
Nov 18 2014, 6:28pm
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Good choice! Makes me giggle too. (deep bass: hum hum hum...snowman?) //
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