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CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 14 2014, 1:08am

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It's amazing how people keep dragon out the puns. [In reply to] Can't Post

There is no ent to them.


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Nov 14 2014, 3:21am

Post #102 of 114 (770 views)
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You know what they say about us... [In reply to] Can't Post

Do not meddle overmuch in the affairs of the Reading Room for they are quite witty and quick to pun. Tongue

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 14 2014, 3:31am

Post #103 of 114 (767 views)
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No ent? [In reply to] Can't Post

On the contrary, its all very entertaining.
On a side note, wouldn't it be ever so punny if Farmer Maggot got to say, 'Fly you fools!'








CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 14 2014, 3:39am

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Oh, Vilya ever stop? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 14 2014, 4:08am

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That's a Celebrian quote, right? [In reply to] Can't Post

I think ca. TA 562, during Elrond's Knock-knock joke phase.








Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 14 2014, 4:38am

Post #106 of 114 (752 views)
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Narya gettin' Borin of them? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
- JRRT
A dead dragon is not a big problem.
- BG


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Nov 14 2014, 4:38am

Post #107 of 114 (764 views)
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Knock knock [In reply to] Can't Post

Who's there?

Hobbit.

Hobbit who?

Hobbit you open the door and then you'll know!



*Badoom chick* Cool



Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 14 2014, 2:42pm

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What about subtle? [In reply to] Can't Post

Shouldn't people be saying we're subtle? I could skip the quick to anger part, but I want people to think we're subtle. Am I being too obvious about that?


(This post was edited by CuriousG on Nov 14 2014, 2:42pm)


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 15 2014, 3:05am

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I had something similar in mind! [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond: Knock-knock
Assembled Council of Elrond: Who's there?
Elrond: Wizard
Assembled: Wizard who?
Elrond: Wizard knocked a sign into Bilbo's door!
*crickets chirp*








(This post was edited by Brethil on Nov 15 2014, 3:05am)


cats16
Half-elven


Nov 18 2014, 5:42am

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Ruh hroa, Raggy. No body answered the door! [In reply to] Can't Post

(Dang, I had 'No Fea Shakespeare' ready but didn't see the opportunity coming, so this will have to suffice.)



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Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 19 2014, 7:48pm

Post #111 of 114 (708 views)
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No one home, Cats. They all left in the van with Eomer. [In reply to] Can't Post

I think, for the record, that the van may be a Ford, too. Wink
(Welcome back BTW!)








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cats16
Half-elven


Nov 19 2014, 8:51pm

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Did they really? [In reply to] Can't Post

Hehe. Tongue

Thanks! Good to be back, despite the...nastier weather. CrazyEvil



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Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 19 2014, 8:56pm

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Yes - you poor thing, you have to do winter TWICE!!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








cats16
Half-elven


Nov 19 2014, 9:00pm

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*sigh*... [In reply to] Can't Post

At least last winter prepped us all quite well for whatever is to come in the next few months. (maybe)



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