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BlackFox
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Oct 25 2014, 2:39pm

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Another quote, another blank that needs filling.

Alfrid: "The mood of the people, sire, it's turning ugly."
Master of Lake-town: "They're commoners, Alfrid. They've always been ugly. It's not my fault that they live in a place that stinks of fish oil and .........."


Now, what's the funniest, most absurd filler you can come up with?




Calmandcloudless
Lorien


Oct 25 2014, 3:21pm

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Alfrid: Bollocks, sire!


BlackFox
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Oct 25 2014, 3:47pm

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I see what you did there. Tongue



BlackFox
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Oct 25 2014, 3:48pm

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Bombadil
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Oct 25 2014, 4:10pm

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Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 25 2014, 4:14pm

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Alfrid: "The mood of the people, sire, it's turning ugly."

Master of Lake-town: "They're commoners, Alfrid. They've always been ugly. It's not my fault that they live in a place that stinks of fish oil and....and...DWARVES?!

"When you think of the great Battle of Pelennor, do not forget the Battle of Dale. Think of what might have been. Dragon-fire and savage swords in Eriador! There might be no Queen in Gondor. We might now only hope to return from the victory here to ruin and ash. But that has been averted -- because I met Thorin Oakenshield one evening on the edge of spring not far from Bree. A chance-meeting, as we say in Middle-earth."
- Gandalf


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Oct 25 2014, 5:05pm

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 25 2014, 9:57pm

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Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 25 2014, 10:51pm

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cats16
Half-elven


Oct 26 2014, 2:30am

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Alfrid: "The mood of the people, sire, it's turning ugly."
Master of Lake-town: "They're commoners, Alfrid. They've always been ugly. It's not my fault that they live in a place that stinks of fish oil and One Direction concerts."




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dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 26 2014, 9:38am

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Alfrid: "The mood of the people, sire, it's turning ugly."
Master of Lake-town: "They're commoners, Alfrid. They've always been ugly. It's not my fault that they live in a place that stinks of fish oil and whatever that is on your collar - for goodness sake go and change it"



Yngwulff
Gondor


Oct 27 2014, 2:26am

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