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cats16
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Oct 9 2014, 3:08am
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The Queen-Mother of Dirty Words
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Now I've brought up my childhood fears of getting soap in my mouth like Ralphie.  
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Oct 9 2014, 3:41am)
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Ataahua
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Oct 9 2014, 3:41am
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I've brushed out the worst of it.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Starling
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Oct 9 2014, 3:45am
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But what about the other part?
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Upsetting for all those of Equus africanus asinus extraction, surely?
Just quietly, I think you removed the wrong word. 
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Oct 9 2014, 4:20am
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I had a teacher in high school
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who would let us use any bad word we wanted to, but we weren't allowed to use the A-word, because the donkey was her totem.
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