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Oct 9 2014, 3:08am
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The Queen-Mother of Dirty Words
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Now I've brought up my childhood fears of getting soap in my mouth like Ralphie. ![Crazy](http://pe1850b.theonering.net/torn-images/crazy.gif)
Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
(This post was edited by Ataahua on Oct 9 2014, 3:41am)
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Oct 9 2014, 3:41am
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I've brushed out the worst of it.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Oct 9 2014, 3:45am
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But what about the other part?
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Upsetting for all those of Equus africanus asinus extraction, surely? Just quietly, I think you removed the wrong word.
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Oct 9 2014, 4:20am
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I had a teacher in high school
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who would let us use any bad word we wanted to, but we weren't allowed to use the A-word, because the donkey was her totem.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories leleni at hotmail dot com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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