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DanielLB
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Sep 26 2014, 5:32pm
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Title contest: Round XVIII
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Another screencap, another round: Full size here Have fun!
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Faleel
Rohan
Sep 26 2014, 5:58pm
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What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?
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Darkstone
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Sep 26 2014, 7:41pm
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"But being this is a tempered 420J2 stainless steel sword with a fuller grind and can take your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?" /
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****************************************** "My friend,” said Gandalf, “you had horses, and deeds of arms, and the free fields; but she, born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man, whom she loved as a father, and watch him falling into a mean dishonoured dotage; and her part seemed to her more ignoble than that of the staff he leaned on. “Think you that Wormtongue had poison only for Théoden's ears? ‘Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among their dogs?’ Have you not heard those words before? Saruman spoke them, the teacher of Wormtongue. Though I do not doubt that Wormtongue at home wrapped their meaning in terms more cunning. My lord, if your sister's love for you, and her will still bent to her duty, had not restrained her lips; you might have heard even such things as these escape them. But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?” “I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, And I’ll be on my way! “If a land don't understand you, No matter how many regimes, Saddle up, do not wait, Don’t waste time at the weapontake. Muster out of that roll call. Ride Windfola out to your dreams! “If the house of Eorl is nothing more, Than a barn where brigands drink, Their brats and dogs roll on the floor, Then you know what the door is for, Muster out of that roll call, Wash Rohan into the sink! “I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash Rohan right outa my hair, And I’ll be on my way!" -Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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BlackFox
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Sep 26 2014, 9:16pm
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. //
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BlackFox
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Sep 26 2014, 9:21pm
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"Careful now, Miss! This is fresh out of the tailor's." //
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(This post was edited by BlackFox on Sep 26 2014, 9:24pm)
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DanielLB
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Sep 26 2014, 9:36pm
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Blunt!Aragorn hit the nail on the head: "Are you still depressed because you are alone, and no one loves you?" /
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cats16
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Sep 26 2014, 10:30pm
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You killed my father. Prepare to die. //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2014, 11:56pm
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"You call that a knife? *This* is a knife." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2014, 11:57pm
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Eowyn hones a sharp reply to Aragorn's cutting remark about split ends. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Otaku-sempai
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Sep 27 2014, 12:33am
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"You wanna make another comment about my split ends?" //
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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Meneldor
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Sep 27 2014, 12:55am
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I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine! //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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cats16
Half-elven
Sep 27 2014, 1:04am
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Rembrethil
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Sep 27 2014, 1:33am
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Aragorn's Self-defence class takes a wrong turn.
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Aragorn: And just what would you do if someone pulls a knife on you while you are alone? Eowyn: This!! Aragorn :........That.....works....
Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?
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Bracegirdle
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Sep 27 2014, 4:07am
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“If peeing your pants is cool, just call me ‘Valentino’!” //
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"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship? James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 27 2014, 4:06pm
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Aragorn: Don't move, there's an Ungoliant in your hair. //
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan
Sep 27 2014, 6:44pm
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Is this a dagger I see before me...?//
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..The Lord of Silver Fountains .....The King of Carven Stone ..The King Under the Mountain .......Shall come into his own ..And the bells will ring in gladness ......At the Mountain King's return ..But all shall fail in sadness ....And the lake will shine and burn
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 28 2014, 4:09pm
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That stew was really good. I mean it! //
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DanielLB
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Sep 30 2014, 6:22am
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Congratulations sador. You are the winner of this round. :-) /
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 30 2014, 7:43am
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That was unexpected. But thank you!
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Sep 30 2014, 8:31am
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Round XIX is all yours.
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