Thrandy's eyebrows are already perfect so he doesn't have to braid them in some gaudy fashion just to get attention. In fact, whenever anyone calls Thranduil, "Your Fabulousness" they're actually referring to his eyebrows, because they are fabulous.
Meanwhile, everyone just calls Nori's eyebrows Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Awww, don't cry! I may like Thrandy's eyebrows better, but Nori is up there in my top 3 favorite Dwarves, and I admire how much effort he puts into getting his eyebrows like that *cough* dandruff and all.
Why, Thorin the Majestic, of course! Though I understand his not being included in this survey, since his majestic eyebrows should be in a category all their own! But as far as THIS poll goes, em, gonna have to go with Thranduil (duh).
I may like Thrandy's eyebrows better, but Nori is up there in my top 3 favorite Dwarves, and I admire how much effort he puts into getting his eyebrows like that
...I am voting for Thrandy. However, I would like to state that Nori is a worthy contestant. I was heading in here to declare that no one else is introduced to the movie via their eyebrows alone, and comment on the Elven King's magnificent silvery highlights... but I do see now that Nori has highlights too, albeit ginger. The ability to plait brows into one's hair should be applauded.
36 /
80%
Brow Off: Thranduil vs Nori
*cough* dandruff and all.
Though I understand his not being included in this survey, since his majestic eyebrows should be in a category all their own! But as far as THIS poll goes, em, gonna have to go with Thranduil (duh).
