So since grey elf started that lovely astrology thread.
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Would any of you care to vote for your sign? This is purely for fun. Also if you don't know which one is your sign just google your birth date or tell me and I can tell you which one it is.
Years ago someone told me a bunch of lightbulb jokes about astrological signs. When I think about the people I know who are this or that, they make total sense!
How many ___________s does it take to change a lightbulb?
ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Virgo Ascendant, Moon in Taurus. I look a perfectionist, but I'm wild at heart. If I could, I would leave for a very long journey tomorrow (yes, NZ will do ).
But I also love family and family life (my Taurus Moon) so I am always divided in two.
And the scientific aspect of Annael's description of that star sign made me laugh. Sounds a bit like me!
I have to admit I know nothing whatsoever about astrology, though. The only reason I know my sign is from looking at the horoscopes in the paper occasionally and giggling at the (extremely) vague advice that's usually offered. So vague I can't understand it!
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I'm Pisces too. And same for me. (*cue eerie music*) //
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