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Ataahua
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Apr 22 2014, 3:53am
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Barliman Butterbur vs five vacationing orcs
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Barliman has his apron and a fish-slice; the orcs have travel-sore feet, foot-long knives and a raging thirst for beer but no means to pay.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 22 2014, 4:59pm
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hose them down with some Neekerbreeker spray. Someone call 911 !
>>>>THIS SPACE FOR HIRE<<<< Contact Messrs. Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes. Hole #14, Bywater Pool Road
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