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Aaarrgh!!! I've gone from being Half-elven to being Half-Vulcan!

Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 1 2014, 1:07pm

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Aaarrgh!!! I've gone from being Half-elven to being Half-Vulcan! Can't Post

Well I guess I still have pointy ears EvilLaugh

*True story, we used to call my second brother Spock, because he was fond of saying "That's illogical"* LaughLaugh

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One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



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Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 1 2014, 1:16pm

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Aacccck!! I cannae change the laws of physics! [In reply to] Can't Post

But ye' admins can change the laws of profiles a wee bit, eh Laugh??


Inferno
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 1 2014, 2:19pm

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You did see the news on the main page, yes? [In reply to] Can't Post

Leonard Nimoy's doing the end credit music for TABA, so it seemed a logical choice (if you'll excuse the pun), for the naming convention today.

Evil

Inferno.

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 1 2014, 4:00pm

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Damnit Loresilme, I'm a daughter not a physicist // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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silneldor
Half-elven


Apr 1 2014, 4:16pm

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This is .."fascinating" [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh*spreads fingers, 2x2*

" 'Fair lady Goldberry!' said Frodo at last, feeling his heart move with a joy that he did not understand. He stood as he had at times stood enchanted by fair elven-voices; but the spell that was now laid upon him was different: less keen and lofty was the delight, but deeper and nearer to mortal heart; marvellous and yet not strange."

Chapter VII: In the House of Tom Bombadil; FOTR's

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien














Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2014, 8:19pm

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Fascinating indeed. [In reply to] Can't Post

And might I say how well that haircut suits you, brother?

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Kim
Valinor


Apr 1 2014, 8:56pm

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Hey, I'm Sulu! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool. Guess I'd better learn how to swordfight. Brethil? Meneldor? Lessons? Laugh

“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."

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Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 1 2014, 9:17pm

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I Am Not Spock. [In reply to] Can't Post

Great book. Recommended.

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2014, 9:28pm

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Loved it. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'd heard that there were those who misunderstood the title, and thought Nimoy was antagonistic towards his iconic character.

When just the opposite was true. Loved the "conversations" between Nimoy and Spock. Cool


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Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2014, 10:32pm

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Absolutely. While we are NOT watching Thorin. // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Cool. Guess I'd better learn how to swordfight. Brethil? Meneldor? Lessons? Laugh


Have an idea relating to the world of JRR Tolkien that you would like to write about? If so, the Third TORn Amateur Symposium will be running in the Reading Room April, 2014. *The Call for Submissions is up*!





**And Rem, you are doing that CoH chapter. Don't forget. **


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 1 2014, 10:35pm

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Pointy end goes in the other guy. [In reply to] Can't Post


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Cool. Guess I'd better learn how to swordfight. Brethil? Meneldor? Lessons? Laugh

Apparently I can sing on pitch for the first time in my life.


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Magpie
Immortal


Apr 1 2014, 10:36pm

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No more blah, blah, blah! [In reply to] Can't Post

just beam me up, Scotty.


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Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2014, 10:40pm

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Bwahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh man, I do love a good "not a...." quote.

My favorite is still "I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" Laugh

Silverlode

"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."



sevilodorf
Tol Eressea


Apr 1 2014, 11:04pm

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checking who I became...// [In reply to] Can't Post

I like Sulu.

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Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 1 2014, 11:56pm

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Sulu! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sulu?




Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 2 2014, 12:58am

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Yep ;) [In reply to] Can't Post

Just playing along CoolLaugh

Been a lot of interesting comments on the frontpage over this years April Fools posts, spent most of yesterday just approving them and having a good laugh EvilLaugh

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Apr 2 2014, 1:01am

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Mask of Zorro! [In reply to] Can't Post

*phew* I could not think of where that quote came from for a second. Man that was going to bug me...

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings







The Grey Elf
Grey Havens


Apr 2 2014, 1:09am

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* hailing frequencies open * [In reply to] Can't Post

Clearly the space-time continuum has been recklessly warped again but by what senseless daredevil? Wait, are Radagast's sleigh bunnies on holiday again? I knew those bird droppings leading to the Bridge meant something ....

You are what you read.


squire
Half-elven


Apr 2 2014, 1:36am

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"Oh yes, you are." [In reply to] Can't Post

It's apocryphal, but I heard that that was the entirety of one review of Nimoy's book.



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Kim
Valinor


Apr 2 2014, 2:08am

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"stick 'em with the pointy end" [In reply to] Can't Post

It took me several moments to realize that you meant that because you're Uhura, not because of an unfortunate incident with the pointy end of a sword! Laugh

“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."

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Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 2 2014, 5:08am

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Reports of my neutering have been greatly exaggerated. [In reply to] Can't Post

Hugely so! Cool


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.

 
 

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