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Ethel Duath
Valinor


Mar 24 2014, 5:09pm

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Aughhhhhhhhhhh! (And short sheets)// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 25 2014, 3:08pm

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1. Create dwarves 2. ???? 3. Profit!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



What business does a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, and a hobbit have in the Rivenmark?


sador
Half-elven


Mar 25 2014, 6:20pm

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Yavanna was so strict. [In reply to] Can't Post

She never allowed him to grow his hair, play on magical instruments, badmouth the authorities, wander hundreds of miles from home or even smoke.


So he had to create a race of surrogates, to do all of the above instead of him.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Mar 25 2014, 8:15pm

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He was planning to go into the textiles business. Now if he could just manage to get them to stay still long enough to be shorn... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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