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Ethel Duath

Mar 24 2014, 5:09pm

Post #26 of 29 (74 views)
Aughhhhhhhhhhh! (And short sheets)// [In reply to] Can't Post


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Mar 25 2014, 3:08pm

Post #27 of 29 (59 views)
1. Create dwarves 2. ???? 3. Profit!// [In reply to] Can't Post


What business does a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, and a hobbit have in the Rivenmark?


Mar 25 2014, 6:20pm

Post #28 of 29 (55 views)
Yavanna was so strict. [In reply to] Can't Post

She never allowed him to grow his hair, play on magical instruments, badmouth the authorities, wander hundreds of miles from home or even smoke.

So he had to create a race of surrogates, to do all of the above instead of him.

Arwen's daughter

Mar 25 2014, 8:15pm

Post #29 of 29 (65 views)
He was planning to go into the textiles business. Now if he could just manage to get them to stay still long enough to be shorn... // [In reply to] Can't Post


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