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Most amusing fake spoiler

Elskidor
Rohan


Dec 5 2013, 8:03pm

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There have been a lot of fake spoilers, and totally off the wall ideas so far. Have any favorites so far? With about a week left until DoS has arrived to set straight the fake to real spoilers, what do you think will actually come to pass?


Elutherian
Rohan


Dec 5 2013, 8:06pm

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Somebody said that Beorn ate Azog... [In reply to] Can't Post

... I kind of wished it was true.

The Grey Pilgrim, they once called me. Three hundred lives of men I walked this earth, and now I have no time...

(This post was edited by Elutherian on Dec 5 2013, 8:07pm)


sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea


Dec 5 2013, 8:51pm

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Somebody said that Beorn ate Azog... I kind of wished it was true.


And it happened in the first five minutes.


Bernhardina
Rohan


Dec 5 2013, 9:29pm

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Captain Salt
Tol Eressea


Dec 5 2013, 9:48pm

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Azog will probably end up eating Beorn. [In reply to] Can't Post

The fan-fic that someone posted here with a Gondolin flashback where Gothmog the chief Balrog rode Smaug as a steed was pretty humorous.

Also there was that rumor that Gandy would fight a mad Thrain in Dol Guldur in either Film 1 or Film 2...oh wait, that wasn't a rumor! TongueEvil

My Top 5 Wish List for "The Hobbit"
5. Legolas will surf down Smaug's neck
4. Bilbo will be revealed to a Robot
3. Naked PJ cameo as Ghan-Buri-Ghan
2. Use of not only 3D, but smell-o-vision, plus the inclusion of axes coming out of the seats and poking the audience when appropriate
1. Not only keep the claim that Thorin & Co. ran amok in Mirkwood "molesting people", but depict said incident in vivid detail!!!!!


Lio
Lorien


Dec 6 2013, 1:16am

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The one that was something, like, about Azog avenging his wife? [In reply to] Can't Post

I got a kick out of that one and I'm almost sad it was fake. Laugh

And pretty much anything to do with Tauriel. But who knows, it looks like some of it's going to end up being true. Crazy

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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Dec 6 2013, 2:12am

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But who knows, it looks like some of it's going to end up being true.


I expected more from them.


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Dec 6 2013, 2:13am

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Had to have been ones that involved Azog. Some of them were just really funny.


Fili
Lorien


Dec 6 2013, 4:56am

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My favorite fake spoiler so far... [In reply to] Can't Post

The one about how the movie ends:

As Smaug descends from Erebor to attack Laketown, the Entwives suddenly emerge from the eastern outskirts of Mirkwood, saying "This might be a good place to plant a garden! Hey, what's that red thing in the sky? A kite?"

“So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.”


sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea


Dec 6 2013, 5:05am

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They would all end up like the on fire ent in TTT. [In reply to] Can't Post

I love that guy.


Fili
Lorien


Dec 6 2013, 5:07am

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And I felt so good for him when the dam burst and he put himself out.

“So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.”


sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea


Dec 6 2013, 5:10am

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I give him a little cheer everytime i watch the film. [In reply to] Can't Post

I also love the ent that casually tosses an orc into the water just as the dam breaks.


(This post was edited by sauget.diblosio on Dec 6 2013, 5:10am)


The Mitch King
Rohan


Dec 6 2013, 7:00am

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Zombie Smaug [In reply to] Can't Post

It clearly isn't going to happen! Now, Smaug at the Battle of Five Armies on the other hand…….. Sly


boldog
Rohan


Dec 6 2013, 7:47am

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two of them are credit of me!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh lool I made up the ridiculous gondolin rumour, and the thing about azog avenging his wife was my idea too!!Laugh
lol just had to do it!!

"And do you really think, Thorin Oakenshield, that Bolg will have the slightest symphony for you? After he watched you hack his fathers hand off, so ruthlessly in Moria. Azogs defeat has brought nothing to you, only refuelled hate of his kin, upon yours"

 
 

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