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stormcrow20
Gondor


Nov 23 2013, 5:59am

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cats16
Valinor


Nov 23 2013, 9:10am

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Mmm...Pete dragged you into coming back too, huh? [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh


DanielLB
Immortal


Nov 23 2013, 9:28am

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Ian: "Hugo, something's wrong". [In reply to] Can't Post

"How do we tell Cate she's not in the book, and neither the strongest being in Middle-earth?".

Hugo: "Just keep smiling. Just wait and see what they've done with Azog".

Angelic



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 23 2013, 2:14pm

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This audience seems more rowdy than before // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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elaen32
Gondor


Nov 23 2013, 3:30pm

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By the Rivendell fountains.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: "What ARE those dwarfs doing in your fountain, Elrond?"
Elrond:"That, my old friend, is called having a BATH!"


Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!



Magpie
Immortal


Nov 23 2013, 5:02pm

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G: tell me again who this 'Captain Picard' is that's going to officiate at our wedding? // [In reply to] Can't Post

context for those who need it


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(This post was edited by Magpie on Nov 23 2013, 5:06pm)


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Nov 23 2013, 8:00pm

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How far is it to the nearest White Castle? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Bombadil
Half-elven


Nov 24 2013, 2:18am

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E: What's.. that? The Runt of this Litter?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kalimac
Bree


Nov 24 2013, 11:07pm

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Gandalf: a warg, a hobbit and a dwarf walk into a bar... [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond (thinking): not this one again.


DwellerInDale
Rohan


Nov 25 2013, 8:16am

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"You didn't tell me they'd opened a Wal-Mart here in Rivendell!" [In reply to] Can't Post

ELROND: "Sorry. Let's go check out the DVDs."

Don't mess with my favorite female elf.














grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 25 2013, 10:29am

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E: You do know it's not a real Castle? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Nov 25 2013, 1:53pm

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G: Are you sure about his? [In reply to] Can't Post

 E: My decorator said Shabby Chic is the In thing.

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings



Tintallë
Gondor


Nov 25 2013, 4:13pm

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Mitzi Del Bra appears to bear a striking resemblance to you, Lord Elrond. . . // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan


Nov 25 2013, 5:18pm

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Gandalf: Who's going to tell Thorin he left his Oakenshield behind again? // [In reply to] Can't Post

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..The Lord of Silver Fountains
.....The King of Carven Stone
..The King Under the Mountain
.......Shall come into his own

..And the bells will ring in gladness
......At the Mountain King's return
..But all shall fail in sadness
....And the lake will shine and burn


Brethil
Half-elven


Nov 25 2013, 5:36pm

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"How do we tell Cate she's not in the book, and neither the strongest being in Middle-earth?".

Hugo: "Just keep smiling. Just wait and see what they've done with Azog".

Angelic


The second TORn Amateur Symposium is running right now, in the Reading Room. Come have a look and maybe stay to chat!





Kristin Thompson
Rohan


Nov 25 2013, 6:16pm

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Gandalf: Since when do you Elves ride using saddles and bridles? [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond: Since we ended up in this movie. Some deal between Warner Bros. and the local leather-smiths' union, I gather."


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Nov 25 2013, 6:24pm

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"Which tennis ball are we looking at?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 25 2013, 8:32pm

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"Our list of Dwarves grows *short*!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Indeed if fish had fish-lore and Wise-fish it is probable that the business of anglers would be very little hindered.”
-JRR Tolkien


RangerLady23
Lorien

Nov 29 2013, 7:33pm

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"Elrond, I swear. They put up Christmas lights earlier and earlier."


Kim
Valinor


Nov 30 2013, 2:02am

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Well that's certainly true. I waited until today (i.e. the day after Thanksgiving) to put up my decorations, as is appropriate. Wink

 
 

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