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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 9 2013, 9:51pm

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What else was Thorin, secretly, hoping to reclaim from Smaug's pile of treasure?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Tol Eressea


Nov 9 2013, 10:04pm

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His stash of Just for Dwarves, [In reply to] Can't Post

beard conditioner for the dwarf on the move. The last bottle outside of Erebor was in Minty's saddlebags.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Nov 9 2013, 11:11pm

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His most valued possession... [In reply to] Can't Post

Ronny the stuffed Raven, his favorite toy.

(The whole Arkenstone craze-thing, was a ruse proposed by Dwalin, [one he was well paid for], to hide his deepest secret. Why else would Thorin say " If MORE of us valued food and good cheer above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world...[I'm looking at YOU Dwalin!!])

Call me Rem. Rembrethil is a lot to type!!


DanielLB
Immortal


Nov 9 2013, 11:24pm

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His mankini. [In reply to] Can't Post

Every hot dwarf needs one.



star
Rivendell


Nov 9 2013, 11:43pm

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A Fire Extinguisher I hope!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Crazy


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 10 2013, 2:07am

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His custom-made solid-gold Durin action figure // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Nov 10 2013, 2:34am

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His dignity. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Nov 10 2013, 6:14am

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His #majesty [In reply to] Can't Post

Peckish Owl is said to have hidden it there Wink

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cats16
Valinor


Nov 10 2013, 6:28am

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His lucky gold coin. [In reply to] Can't Post

That's where he really was for the first half of BoFA. Couldn't find that dang coin.


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Nov 10 2013, 4:00pm

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Heh, I have this mental image... [In reply to] Can't Post

... of Thorin sitting in the middle of all that gold, picking up one coin after another, looking at it saying "Nope, not it" and discarding it over his shoulder. It's so OOC that it's hilarious! (Or maybe I just need more coffee this morning... Crazy)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings



Na Vedui
Rohan


Nov 10 2013, 6:24pm

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home movies his dad and mum took of him when he was a kid. In fact the whole quest only became a matter of urgency when Smaug started posting on Facebook - Thorin knew then that it was only a matter of time before the dragon discovered YouTube...


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Nov 10 2013, 7:14pm

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Daniel, [In reply to] Can't Post

You know there are droves of Thorin fans who would just love to see this, right? Are you trying to start something here? Cool

(Come to think of it, this probably showed up on my tumblr feed at some point. Everything else has... Blush )

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings



Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Nov 10 2013, 8:10pm

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His complete set of collectable "Line of Durin" glasses, saved from Moria. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


cats16
Valinor


Nov 11 2013, 2:11am

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Hehe, me too. ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kim
Valinor


Nov 11 2013, 6:45am

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His car keys // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 12 2013, 3:47pm

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That recording of him singing "I feel petty, oh so petty!" from Elf Side Story. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 12 2013, 3:49pm

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His collection of "Hot Elf" magazines. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Indeed if fish had fish-lore and Wise-fish it is probable that the business of anglers would be very little hindered.”
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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 12 2013, 3:54pm

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His "Limited Edition Lothlorien Barbie", mint condition, original packaging. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Indeed if fish had fish-lore and Wise-fish it is probable that the business of anglers would be very little hindered.”
-JRR Tolkien


sador
Half-elven


Nov 12 2013, 4:08pm

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His rubber duckie. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


elaen32
Gondor


Nov 12 2013, 4:39pm

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His stash of Nutella! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Nov 12 2013, 7:42pm

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Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings



Kim
Valinor


Nov 12 2013, 8:07pm

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FTW!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

OMG, that was perfect! Still laughing Sly

 
 

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