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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 9 2013, 6:24pm

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What did frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
A: Thats ENT-ertainment.


I googled "dancing trees images", thinking to post one, but there are so many lovely and funny ones, I'll let you all take a look yourselves.https://www.google.co.nz/#q=dancing+trees+images


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Nov 9 2013, 7:53pm

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Q: What was Bofur's first clue that he had drunk far too much at the annual Yuletide party and had done something that he would regret?

A: Dragonbreath.

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


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Rivendell


Nov 9 2013, 9:59pm

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Wow!!! Thanks for sharing! [In reply to] Can't Post

There are some really amazing trees out there. Smile

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of it's Bark.


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Rivendell


Nov 9 2013, 10:04pm

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lol [In reply to] Can't Post

How does the dragon weigh his gold?

A: With his Scales offcourse.


Kim
Valinor


Nov 10 2013, 12:25am

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Love it! :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 10 2013, 2:21am

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What did Smaug say to the Fell Beast? [In reply to] Can't Post

So, when did you decide to be a pet AND a taxi? Here kitty, kitty, kitty...



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


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Rivendell


Nov 10 2013, 3:12am

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lol, another fell beast joke [In reply to] Can't Post

What did the fell beast say to the Witch King of Angmar, when Eowyn beheaded him the (fell beast)?

A: I think I'll quite while I'm a head. Crazy


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 10 2013, 3:41am

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Thorin was born to be a poster boy, eh? [In reply to] Can't Post

At this website you can generate your own Keep Calm posters. Have fun - and carry on!
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk


Kim
Valinor


Nov 10 2013, 3:45am

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The problem is [In reply to] Can't Post

Mine would have to be a variation:

Thorin is Here

I Cannot Keep Calm!

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Nov 10 2013, 1:28pm

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Ohhhh... [de]Captivating!!! ;D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 12 2013, 3:42pm

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Why is a Nazgul like a writing desk? [In reply to] Can't Post

Because Oxford professors have written on both.

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Why did Saruman wait by the road?

To cross chickens with goblin-hens.

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In what key are Lothlorien songs in?

A-flet.

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Why are hobbit doors round?

If you ate 9 meals a day you need a round door too!

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How many quarters does it take to play that new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None. It only takes Tolkiens.

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The eldest son of Denethor II is famous for inventing what meteorological instrument?

The Borometer.

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The eldest son of Denethor II is famous for inventing what stylish garment?

The Arrow shirt.

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There are not many female Dwarves.

You could say they are in short supply.

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What happened when Sam pulled Gandalf’s finger for a second time?

Gandalf released Morwen.

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What did Aragorn's doctor warn him about?

Smoking can seriously damage your Elf.

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“Indeed if fish had fish-lore and Wise-fish it is probable that the business of anglers would be very little hindered.”
-JRR Tolkien


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Rivendell


Nov 12 2013, 8:30pm

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Why was LOTR made into a movie??? [In reply to] Can't Post

A: The fans were baggins for it. Smile

One night two trolls were sitting by a fire dining on a fresh kill. As they pulled the meat out of the fire, one of the bones barely had any meat on it at all. One of the trolls plucked the bone out and started picking his teeth with it. The other Troll shook his head and said, "Stop that, it’s a bad hobbit."


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 13 2013, 11:07am

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At last, we have an answer to the writing desk question, [In reply to] Can't Post

among others.
Laugh


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 13 2013, 11:10am

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Bad hobbit!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Rivendell


Nov 13 2013, 11:24am

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Elf and Dwarve jokes!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

  

Legolas could hardly understand Gimli when they first met! It was the Dwarves strange Axe-cent!



Who was Elronds favourite Rock Star ? Elvish Presley!



Many Dwarves were killed in Moria, Apparently Dwarves are in Short Supply!



Why was Legolas Depressed? He had a low Elf Esteem!



Whats a Dwarves favourite Bread? Why Short Bread of course!

Gandalf was unhappy at work! He just couldn’t get the staff!

Gandalf wasn’t the best driving instructor everytime someone takes a test he yells “You shall NOT pass!”



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