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The Simpsons "The Hobbit"


Oct 30 2013, 9:06pm

Post #1 of 8 (841 views)
The Simpsons "The Hobbit" Can't Post

Simpsons have made a Hobbit "parody" loved it :D

" Why, O people of Noldor! Fëanor cried. Why should we longer serve the jealous Valar, who cannot keep us nor even their own realm secure from their enemy? And though he be now their foe, are not they and he of one kin? Vengence calls me hence, but even were it otherwise I would not dwell longer in the same land with the kin of my father's slayer and of the thief of treasure. Yet i am not the only valiant in this valiant people. And have ye not all lost your King? And what else have ye not lost, cooped here in a narrow land between the mountains and the sea? Here once was light, that the Valar begrudged to middle-earth, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless forever, a shadow-folk, mist-haunting, dropping vain tears in the thankless sea? Or shall we return to our home? In cuiviènen sweet ran the waters under uncloaded stars, and wide lands lay about, where a free people might walk. There they lie still and await us who in out folly forsook them. Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!"

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Oct 31 2013, 6:34pm)

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Tol Eressea

Oct 30 2013, 9:15pm

Post #2 of 8 (393 views)
Should Homer not be Bombur rather than Dwalin? [In reply to] Can't Post

But yeah, that just about managed to depict the pace of TH! (no reference to Lee intended). WinkSmile

My Top 5 Wish List for "The Hobbit"
5. Legolas will surf down Smaug's neck
4. Bilbo will be revealed to a Robot
3. Naked PJ cameo as Ghan-Buri-Ghan
2. Use of not only 3D, but smell-o-vision, plus the inclusion of axes coming out of the seats and poking the audience when appropriate
1. Not only keep the claim that Thorin & Co. ran amok in Mirkwood "molesting people", but depict said incident in vivid detail!!!!!


Oct 30 2013, 9:54pm

Post #3 of 8 (362 views)
Yeah [In reply to] Can't Post

Shame the Simpsons hasn't been funny for about 13 years now...


Oct 30 2013, 10:32pm

Post #4 of 8 (313 views)
Great find [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for sharing! I love me some Tolkien parody

"The Men of the Sea send before them a great cloud, as a rain turned to serpents, or a black hail tipped with steel."


Oct 30 2013, 11:20pm

Post #5 of 8 (288 views)
Not true. They have had lots of funny moments in that span, they have just failed to attain [In reply to] Can't Post

the level of consistent hillarity and wit they once displayed.

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Shame the Simpsons hasn't been funny for about 13 years now...

"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!"

"Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."


Oct 31 2013, 7:34am

Post #6 of 8 (170 views)
nice! [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Oct 31 2013, 9:32am

Post #7 of 8 (169 views)
Yeah, new Simpsons may not be Great Television, [In reply to] Can't Post

but it's still pretty funny pretty regularly.


Oct 31 2013, 6:12pm

Post #8 of 8 (109 views)
Sort of expected more [In reply to] Can't Post

Was hoping of them to go all out like they did for the Del Toro opener, with the entire cast of dwarves played by Springfield regulars. That being said the attention to detail was pretty great. Lenny, Carl and Barney were wearing the same outfits and Bert, Will and Tom and Domer/Hwalin was awesome.

Yes, my username is terrible.


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