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Scenes From The Hat--Early Halloween Edition

Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 28 2013, 2:16pm

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Scenes From The Hat--Early Halloween Edition Can't Post

Greetings, my dear TORnadoes, and welcome to a special early Halloween edition of SFTH. I am your lovely and talented Mistress of the Hat.

Give us your best horror story in two sentences.
Invisible Extra Credit if your story is Middle Earth related.

This idea was borrowed from here.





I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Magpie
Immortal


Oct 28 2013, 2:24pm

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I'll participate just as soon as I kill this bug crawling around on my screen! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 28 2013, 5:48pm

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SFTH - broken monitor version [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, AE, now my monitor is cracked from smacking it.

Logged into TORN like many times before
It was down - 404

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 28 2013, 7:44pm

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Trilogy of Terror [In reply to] Can't Post

The Fellowship in the Wainscoting

Frodo also had a tussle with young Sancho Proudfoot (old Odo Proudfoot's grandson), who had begun an excavation in the larger pantry, where he thought there was an echo. Afterwards Frodo stuffed the body in with the others, replaced the wainscoting, and rejoined the party with a smile flickering on his face.


The Two Terrors

'I thank you indeed, Gildor Inglorion,' said Frodo bowing. ‘Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn' he added in the high-elven speech as Merry's and Pippin’s shrill wordless screams suddenly ceased with the sound of splintering bone.


The King Did Not Return

'And there have been even stranger travellers through Bree lately,' Strider went on, watching Frodo's face.
Frodo returned his gaze but said nothing; and the oblivious ranger made no further sign even as Sam crept up behind him with the razor-sharp garden hoe.


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“That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.”


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 28 2013, 9:04pm

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The Headless Horsemen [In reply to] Can't Post

On mounting a rising ground, which brought the figures of his fellow-travellers in relief against the sky, gigantic in height, and muffled in their cloaks, Bilbo, running up out of breath and, at first, relieved to have caught up with the dwarves, was horror-struck on perceiving that they were headless!--but his horror was still more increased on observing that the heads, which should have rested on their shoulders, were carried before them on the pommels of their saddles!

"I...I....I signed it, but I (beginning to back away)...might...just....take advantage of the 72-hour cancellation clause, thank you all very much...and good morning. "


Kim
Valinor


Oct 29 2013, 2:06am

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That would be truly terrifying! ;-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elwen
Lorien


Oct 29 2013, 5:42pm

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Some will find this scarier than others. [In reply to] Can't Post

A dark figure advanced on the sleeping dwarf prince, naked blade in hand.
The next morning, Thorin Oakenshield was bald, shorn locks scattered about the floor.

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Tauriel: So let me get this straight sir, this Elwen girl is back on something called TORn, and rather than just tell her to stop stalking you, you'd like me to show up in a movie I have no business being in as a ploy to distract her, and nevermind the wrath of countless Tolkien fans who will be calling for my destruction?

Legolas: That about sums it up. Besides, some people might like you. Oh, and to be on the safe side, can we pretend to be a couple too?


Kim
Valinor


Oct 29 2013, 5:44pm

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 29 2013, 8:51pm

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[shudder] [In reply to] Can't Post

You are obviously adept at tapping the unconscious fears of many. I suggest that you have potential for a writing career in the horror genre.


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 1:01am

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Oh noes! [In reply to] Can't Post

That one's gonna give me nightmares!



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 1:08am

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Aaahhh! [In reply to] Can't Post

That first one sucked me right in!



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 1:10am

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Bilbo is always the gentlehobbit. [In reply to] Can't Post

Even when those around him are losing their heads! Cool



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 1:13am

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I'll admit: [In reply to] Can't Post

I stumbled all over "the sleeping dwarf prince, naked..."

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Kim
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 1:16am

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yeah, me too [In reply to] Can't Post

I totally thought that was starting out in a completely different direction! LaughBlush


Elwen
Lorien


Oct 30 2013, 2:06am

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I may or may not have noticed that.... [In reply to] Can't Post

on my Quick read-through before posting. Angelic

I'm an elf girl myself, but he's not a bad looking Dwarf.

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Tauriel: So let me get this straight sir, this Elwen girl is back on something called TORn, and rather than just tell her to stop stalking you, you'd like me to show up in a movie I have no business being in as a ploy to distract her, and nevermind the wrath of countless Tolkien fans who will be calling for my destruction?

Legolas: That about sums it up. Besides, some people might like you. Oh, and to be on the safe side, can we pretend to be a couple too?

(This post was edited by Elwen on Oct 30 2013, 2:09am)


sador
Half-elven


Oct 30 2013, 3:50am

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Should "Farewell to Lorien" be renamed "Gimli's Revenge"? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Oct 30 2013, 6:59am

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So Ro really wasn't kidding [In reply to] Can't Post

when she said it was only Thorins hair she was interested in! Shocked



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Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



sador
Half-elven


Oct 30 2013, 10:44am

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"Lets us hear it!" they said. [In reply to] Can't Post

"You may see it!" said he, "It is this!" and he drew forth a couple of wet strings - finding out that the imperceptible hole in his trousers had reached his deepest pocket, and his bargaining chip is somewhere down the river!
So they took him and scourged him for playing tricks upon them; but at least Thorin received him back as a friend, and no words regarding the Arkenstone ever passed between them.
And the Heart of the Mountain rolled down along the riverbed, finally coming to rest in its old place on Smaug's breast.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Oct 30 2013, 10:51am

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Brilliant! Diabolical! Chilling thought, indeed. Evil


Delrond
Rohan


Oct 30 2013, 11:46am

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After some prodding, here goes... [In reply to] Can't Post

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Upon opening the door, the man standing on my front porch stated, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 30 2013, 2:01pm

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*curls into fetal position* [In reply to] Can't Post

Mother, make the bad man go away!



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

 
 

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