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Azog Fragrance Collection

ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 23 2013, 2:24am

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Kidding...Well, you have to admit Azog has great facial expressions. If he were to really come out with a fragrance line what do you think it would smell like?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuWG1Kj5T0

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I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!

(This post was edited by ImetLEGOLAS on Oct 23 2013, 2:25am)


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 23 2013, 2:27am

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 23 2013, 3:01am

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Undying Vengeance - for the working Orc who knows what he wants. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 24 2013, 12:17am

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"Wet Warg" after chasing the Company in the rain ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



5th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013
1st draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observation List - August 11, 2013



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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Kim
Valinor


Oct 24 2013, 12:50am

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Eau d'Orc - smells like rainbows, puppies and sunshine [In reply to] Can't Post

or, you know, whatever's the opposite of that Laugh


Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Oct 24 2013, 2:08am

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The One Orc fragrance - a spicy fragrance made up of rotting meat and that subtle overtone of the fires of Mt. Doom. And since you cannot simply walk into Mordor, perfect for that certain Hobbit on that special occasion. There might even be a ring involved.

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Oct 24 2013, 8:50am

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It won't be very popular... [In reply to] Can't Post

Anyone who uses it will probably feel slightly defiled, and in need of a hand.

"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."

"There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it." - Cicero


elaen32
Gondor


Oct 24 2013, 9:55am

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by Diorc. Distilled from the fumes of the Plain of Gorgoroth, blended with musk from a warg- rider's armpit!Frown


Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!



elaen32
Gondor


Oct 24 2013, 10:01am

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" why can't we have any meat?"Frown

Sorry, I have a warped mind sometimes!!Crazy


Is there a Tolkien topic that you have wanted to look into more deeply and write about your thoughts on it? If so, we'd like to hear from you for the next TORn Amateur Symposium- coming in November. Happy writing!



Dame Ioreth
Grey Havens


Oct 24 2013, 12:48pm

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Then mine warps in the same direction [In reply to] Can't Post

I had something similar bumping around but yours is better!

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Na Vedui
Rohan


Oct 24 2013, 7:14pm

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Every time I see a Chanel ad now, I'll be seeing "Charnel"...


ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 25 2013, 3:41am

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All these ideas are great!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I hope you all think of Azog next time you see a fragrance ad

I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Oct 25 2013, 3:56am

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+that+ [In reply to] Can't Post

[ elaen ]

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charnel no. 5 -- " why can't we have any meat?"Frown

Sorry, I have a warped mind sometimes!!Crazy

[ / elaen ]


now +that+ is +brilliant, elaen! well-done!


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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Tol Eressea


Oct 25 2013, 3:57am

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as is this one [In reply to] Can't Post


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by Diorc. Distilled from the fumes of the Plain of Gorgoroth, blended with musk from a warg- rider's armpit!Frown


as is this one as well. : )

you are on +fire+, elaen -- and not in a balrog way.


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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo

 
 

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