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Jack White vs Jack Black

Bladerunner
Gondor


Oct 13 2013, 3:03pm

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Thus befell the contest of Jack Black and Jack White which is renowned. For Jack Black strove with Jack White in songs of power, and the power of the Jack Black was very great; but Jack White had the mastery as is told in the Lay of Leithian:

"Jack White chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.
Then sudden Jack Black there swaying
sang in answer a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and of shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps,
Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling and foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Jack Black fought,
And all the magic and might he brought,
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighing of the sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls in Elvenland.
Then the gloom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn,
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Jack Black fell before the throne."




Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Oct 14 2013, 12:29am

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It might be a draw. Jack White is a good guitarist, and I enjoyed Jack Black in School of Rock. I'm going with a draw. Cool

 
 

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