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LOTR done by Pixar.

Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Sep 15 2013, 3:19am

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LOTR done by Pixar. Can't Post

Well how would it have looked?

I'll start.

Gollum joins Frodo and Sam, but can't rid himself of his compulsions.

The setting:Ithilien

Dialogue:

Gollum: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (etc...)

Sam: Will you just SHUUUT UP!!!

(Adapted from Finding Nemo.)


Fredeghar Wayfarer
Lorien


Sep 17 2013, 7:30am

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So many ideas... [In reply to] Can't Post

[Toy Story]
Sam: Back off or I'll have you, longshanks!
Aragorn: You're a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.


[Monsters Inc.]
Elrond (as Isildur claims the Ring): Isildur! Cast it into the fire! Put that thing back where it came from or so help me--
(The orcs close in on them and brandish their swords)
Elrond: Oh, uh, we're just rehearsing a play. (starts singing) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me, so help me! And CUT!
(cuts off an orc's head)


[The Incredibles]
Aragorn: Honey? Where is the Sword of Elendil?
Arwen: What?
Aragorn: Where -- is -- the Sword -- of Elendil?
Arwen: I, uh, put it away.
Aragorn: Where?
Arwen: Why do you need to know?
Aragorn: I need it!
Arwen: Uh uh! Don't you think about rushing off to do no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Aragorn: Middle-earth is in peril!
Arwen: My evening's in peril!
Aragorn: You tell me where my sword is, woman! We're talking about the greater good!
Arwen: Greater good? I'm an immortal princess of the Eldar! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!

 
 

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