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The Nazgul versus Sharknado


Aug 26 2013, 3:52pm

Post #1 of 6 (523 views)
The Nazgul versus Sharknado Can't Post

Who wins?

Once Gandalf dreamt he was a moth, a moth flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Gandalf. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakably Gandalf. But he didn't know if he was Gandalf who had dreamt he was a moth, or a moth dreaming he was Gandalf. Between Gandalf and a moth there must be some distinction! But really, there isn't, because he's actually Olórin dreaming he's both Gandalf *and* a moth!
-From Gandalfi: The Moth Dream

Tol Eressea

Aug 26 2013, 8:44pm

Post #2 of 6 (403 views)
Sharknado/homenado vs wicked flying creatures with impressive shoes? [In reply to] Can't Post

No contest.

Ziggy Stardust

Aug 27 2013, 12:33am

Post #3 of 6 (397 views)
LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

I saw the preview for that! I have to go with the Nazgul because they're not ridiculous! Laugh

Superuser / Moderator

Aug 29 2013, 3:20am

Post #4 of 6 (410 views)
"No mortal man can kill me!" [In reply to] Can't Post

A large flying stomach with teeth might be another matter though...

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Tol Eressea

Aug 29 2013, 11:55am

Post #5 of 6 (383 views)
Precisely! [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 4 2013, 10:49am

Post #6 of 6 (489 views)
Obviously it's Sharknado! // [In reply to] Can't Post



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