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Aug 30 2013, 5:09am

Post #26 of 35 (105 views)
They'd make a pretty good basketball team? [In reply to] Can't Post

*tries to picture Gandalf, Radagast and Saruman in basketball shorts* *epic fail*

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Aug 30 2013, 5:22am

Post #27 of 35 (94 views)
If they used their staffs in defensive plays, I'd watch that. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories

Grey Havens

Aug 30 2013, 12:04pm

Post #28 of 35 (100 views)
There just had to be five .... [In reply to] Can't Post

Not sure which Vala, or perhaps it was Eru Iluvatar himself who decided it, but one of them was obsessive-compulsive about solving puzzles, especially math puzzles in which you're supposed to fill in the missing number in a numerical pattern.

Rings: 1, 3, __, 7, 9. *lightbulb turns on* "FIVE Maiar emissaries there shall be...!" (somebody somewhere does a facepalm)

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.



Aug 30 2013, 12:43pm

Post #29 of 35 (104 views)
Gandalf saves! [In reply to] Can't Post

He passes to Saruman! Sauron steals! Radagast recovers! He shoots! SCORES!!

“That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.”


Aug 30 2013, 1:25pm

Post #30 of 35 (86 views)
I'm glad those 3 can carry the team [In reply to] Can't Post

Sadly, the other two players, the Blue Wizards, are nowhere to be found on court.

Grey Havens

Aug 30 2013, 9:22pm

Post #31 of 35 (87 views)
We know Gandalf would be able to hold his own [In reply to] Can't Post

...against the Ballhog. *dribble dribble* "Aiee! A Ballhog!" (thank you Harvard Lampoon!)

(BTW true fact: a ball hog is a player who does not pass. Get it?)

Even though the Ballhog will likely try an offensive foul, causing Gandy to fall.... luckily he's quite adept at rebounding.

And Radagast will be ready to zig zag unpredictably near low post....

Saruman could probably play swingman but at some point he might try a ball reversal that results in a turnover. Sigh...

The Blue Wizards are probably decent at fadeaway shots, but will end up benched due to too much (wait for it) .... travelling.

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.



Aug 30 2013, 9:41pm

Post #32 of 35 (82 views)
LOL! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post



Aug 31 2013, 2:52am

Post #33 of 35 (68 views)
Hahaha! Great! // [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Aug 31 2013, 4:08am

Post #34 of 35 (64 views)
A tour de force, par exellance!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Bravo, good show. You got dozens of laughs from me and my Tolkienlightened friends!!


Aug 31 2013, 7:57am

Post #35 of 35 (88 views)
What about staff lacrosse?// [In reply to] Can't Post


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