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the scouts used a faulty GPS...

mawguy
The Shire


Jun 27 2013, 10:58pm


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the scouts used a faulty GPS... [In reply to] Can't Post

... given to them by the bastard Nim, which landed them in Wellinghall instead. they barely managed to get out with their patience intact.

"Alas for us all! And for all that walk the world in these after-days. For such is the way of it: to find and lose, as it seems to those whose boat is on the running stream. But I count you blessed, Gimli son of Glóin: for your loss you suffer of your own free will, and you might have chosen otherwise. But you have not forsaken your companions, and the least reward that you shall have is that the memory of Lothlórien shall remain ever clear and unstained in your heart, and shall neither fade nor grow stale."

Subject User Time
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jun 22 2013, 11:11pm
    That is because Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Jun 23 2013, 12:09am
    Thranduil adopted a strict 'Do Not Meddle" policy Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Jun 23 2013, 12:47am
    Thranduil: "No, on second thought, let's not go to Dol Guldur. 'Tis a silly place."// Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Jun 23 2013, 2:32am
    the why Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Jun 23 2013, 2:41am
        LOL x 3 :D // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Jun 24 2013, 6:44am
    Necro-guy convinced Thranduil it was under construction for use as a nightclub, and Thursdays would be WoodElves-get-in-free Night (free drinks for Elvenkings all week).// Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 23 2013, 3:42am
        "Free drinks for the Elven Kings under the sky..." // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 3:07pm
            ....Seven & seven cocktails for the Dwarf-lords on their barstools of stone.... Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 24 2013, 5:41pm
                Nine drinks for mortal men doomed the next morning to wish they'd died // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 5:47pm
                    One bar to serve them all elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Jun 24 2013, 6:02pm
                    Just One for the dark lord who is driving home noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 6:12pm
                        Are you suggesting... elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Jun 24 2013, 6:43pm
                            No way he could pass the Black Breathalyzer.// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Jun 24 2013, 7:42pm
                            Drunk in charge of a fell beast. … // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 7:51pm
                                ROFL!! elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Jun 24 2013, 8:27pm
                                    NoWizme at your service // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 8:28pm
                        In the nightclub of Dol Guldur, where the spirits flow, the patrons get embalmed, and the shadows lie forever plastered. Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 24 2013, 9:27pm
                            Next up -"Earendil liked Gran Marnier…" // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 9:33pm
                                "... and tarried, vision blurrying...."// Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 24 2013, 10:33pm
                                Good one! // CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Jun 25 2013, 12:05am
                        In the car with four doors, and one headlamp like an eye // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Jun 25 2013, 3:34am
                    Great one! // CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Jun 24 2013, 7:12pm
                    "thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." All too true, I am *never* having a "Morghul Depth Charge" again [groan] // noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Jun 24 2013, 9:20pm
    It was a Eruwestial37 Send a private message to Eruwestial37 Jun 23 2013, 5:58am
    It was all because of a typo - they couldn't find Dol Guldor on a map! / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jun 23 2013, 7:38am
        because Yngwulff Send a private message to Yngwulff Jun 23 2013, 8:16am
        Not necessarily a typo sador Send a private message to sador Jun 24 2013, 6:08am
    They were hoping it would be used as a (Dol) Gulden's mustard factory. Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 23 2013, 1:18pm
    Tauriel wasn't around yet. DwellerInDale Send a private message to DwellerInDale Jun 23 2013, 2:23pm
    Thranduil could never get there... cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Jun 23 2013, 3:26pm
    What I want to know is CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Jun 23 2013, 8:31pm
        oh, curiousg! Maciliel Send a private message to Maciliel Jun 23 2013, 8:34pm
    Well... there was this piece of tape on the ground in the South from here to there. "We do not cross the tape!" // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jun 23 2013, 9:54pm
    The Necro had his guys put a "Maximum width limit" sign elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Jun 23 2013, 10:56pm
    Easy glor Send a private message to glor Jun 23 2013, 11:50pm
    Manpower! Scalpy Send a private message to Scalpy Jun 24 2013, 12:26am
        It was ... Yngwulff Send a private message to Yngwulff Jun 24 2013, 3:05am
    You know what they say, denial ain't just a river in Africa. // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Jun 24 2013, 6:42am
    Remember what Legolas showed us regarding Elves' sense of direction... L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Jun 24 2013, 1:22pm
        GMTA! sador Send a private message to sador Jun 24 2013, 4:31pm
        lol Cirashala Send a private message to Cirashala Jun 25 2013, 12:59am
    The promise of new jobs and increased tax revenue overcame any namby-pamby NIMBY concerns. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Jun 24 2013, 3:54pm
    They didn't realize the deleterious economic effects on local mom-and-pop necromancers./ Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Jun 24 2013, 3:57pm
    They were worried about decreasing their property values // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Jun 24 2013, 5:16pm
    They thought the Necromancer was just the name of their football team's mascot // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Jun 24 2013, 5:17pm
    The Necromancer never quite crossed Thranduil's "red line". / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Jun 24 2013, 6:01pm
    There never was any convincing proof of Jewelry of Mass Destruction. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Jun 24 2013, 6:02pm
    Thank you! Na Vedui Send a private message to Na Vedui Jun 24 2013, 11:27pm
        You and me both! :D / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jun 24 2013, 11:30pm
    the scouts used a faulty GPS... mawguy Send a private message to mawguy Jun 27 2013, 10:58pm

 
 
 

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