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Kanye and Kim's baby is named... (Related to The Hobbit remarkably)
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Jun 22 2013, 1:53am

Post #26 of 40 (225 views)
Aren't they the ones [In reply to] Can't Post

who all ended up in court? I think I cut the clipping out of the paper for my friends who are Ford fans. Laugh
I could really go to town here with a list of eye-popping 'kreativ' names from my school. Crazy

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Jun 22 2013, 2:30am

Post #27 of 40 (219 views)
And in further news [In reply to] Can't Post

Is she grows up to be a movie Director and remakes the Hitchcock film it will be "North by Northwest by North West". LOL.

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Jun 22 2013, 8:16am

Post #28 of 40 (204 views)
Reminded me of a book I have [In reply to] Can't Post

It's called 'Potty, Fartwell & Knob:Extraordinary BUT TRUE NAMES of British People' by Russell Ash.It's absolutely hysterical and I've given copies to family & friends.My sister and I were literally crying when we first picked up the book in our local bookshop.

The names are taken from real birth & death records in the UK and most of the names are from the late 1800's and beyond.Some of the names are quite rude, names that would never be given today, but most are just silly, like

Page Turner
Apostle Poop
Sarah Sick
Rice Spew
Fanny Pudding
Gladys Friday
Pearly Gates
Dan Ger
Dick Tator
Science Tootle
Thomas Tweet (1852)
Andy Tover
C. Senor
F.Off (1875)

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Jun 22 2013, 8:28am

Post #29 of 40 (197 views)
Science Tootle? [In reply to] Can't Post

What an excellent name.
My friend had an Auntie called Fanny Cocks.


Jun 22 2013, 8:36am

Post #30 of 40 (204 views)
One of my brothers was in Mensa [In reply to] Can't Post

and used to get their newsletter all the time. Every so often they'd print a list of real peoples names and their professions.

My favourite was always I. Feelum - Gynecologist Laugh

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Jun 22 2013, 9:16am

Post #31 of 40 (207 views)
Ha ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

There are quite a few dodgy doctor names I have come across- a few being- Dr Nurse, Dr Patient, Dr Piles, Dr De'Ath (wouldn't you just change your name or profession?Crazy), that's not including some very rude, but real ones, which I cannot repeat on TORn!

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Jun 22 2013, 1:24pm

Post #32 of 40 (201 views)
Mrs Cramp [In reply to] Can't Post

was my Physical education teacher at school...(yes really!)

Oh and I once worked with a recent school leaver called Anne Buss, (pronounced Bus), she opned a bank account and her cheque book arrived with her name emblazened on it.... Miss A. Buss.. LaughLaughLaugh

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Jun 22 2013, 2:06pm

Post #33 of 40 (189 views)
Oh I didn't know that... my parents wouldn't be happy if I were born there :D [In reply to] Can't Post

But I guess they would've settled on what I'm told was their #2 option - Errol.

(This post was edited by Earl on Jun 22 2013, 2:07pm)


Jun 22 2013, 4:20pm

Post #34 of 40 (174 views)
there's been some amusing fun with this name on Twitter [In reply to] Can't Post

although, it feels a little wrong to have fun at the expense of a baby. (first pics of the baby, for example)

But I'm betting this isn't the baby's name. Either the parents are having fun with us until they decide to announce the real name, or someone else is having fun and the parents aren't correcting them.

Because... this baby is a money maker. They will be making a deal to sell first pictures of the baby and I would bet the rights to reveal the *real* name of the baby would be worth something, too.

Being from Minnesota, the whole Kardashian wedding for money was big news here. (Kris Humphries parents live here... in a wealthy suburb dubbed the boondocks by KK).

And Jessica Simpson wanted to sell the rights for first pics of one of her babies to someone so she arranged to have another baby handed to her so a photo could be shot of her and *a baby* for use on another magazine. The parents of the 'other baby' weren't amused.

Hey... people got to make money somehow. Some of us are authors. Some are teachers. Some are social workers. Some are software coders. Some are engineers. Some sell their life.

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Jun 22 2013, 4:21pm

Post #35 of 40 (169 views)
Earl... [In reply to] Can't Post

you know you're still sporting the Jiminy Cricket look.... right? :-)

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Jun 22 2013, 4:23pm

Post #36 of 40 (158 views)
Actually.. [In reply to] Can't Post

You may be right about that.

As to the name, who knows. I think a variation of Key West would have worked though. Keye West, Key West, Kaye West, Keigh West....;)

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Jun 22 2013, 5:38pm

Post #37 of 40 (158 views)
Isn't he cute? [In reply to] Can't Post

And I'm glad his parents decided on "Earl" instead of "Errol"! Crazy


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Jun 22 2013, 10:16pm

Post #38 of 40 (153 views)
A local plumber had the surname Pipe, and when he had his son [In reply to] Can't Post

he named him Dwayne. That's just cruel.

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Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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Jun 22 2013, 10:33pm

Post #39 of 40 (151 views)
*Spits coffee* [In reply to] Can't Post

Dwain Pipe??? Weally?

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Jun 23 2013, 11:49pm

Post #40 of 40 (113 views)
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My god, when I found out Kim Kardashian nicknamed her child Nori I started laughing so hard my mother actually asked if something was wrong with me. I hope this baby debuts in the media with starfish shaped hair.

Also, I don't think there is any relation to The Hobbit. Come on. It's Kim Kardashian.

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