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The Dwarves Teeth? (Bomby BSThread)


May 3 2013, 10:58pm

Post #1 of 4 (612 views)
The Dwarves Teeth? (Bomby BSThread) Can't Post

Okay...we know Actors use their Eyes
and audiences love them Only
if they Have Perfect Teeth?

Only Saruman (Sir Chris Lee)
had Questionable..Teeth?

Now, if you are an OrcThingie?
Movie Convention says ...BAD TEETH?

YouD' think that if Balin is over a Hundred...
does he have his Original Pearlly Whites?
..and if Dwarves Never Bath...
do they EVER Brush their TEETH?

(Bomby was thin'king of this
while getting a RootCanal?)


May 3 2013, 11:49pm

Post #2 of 4 (277 views)
From what I understand [In reply to] Can't Post

their teeth grow their entire life and they have to keep filing them down.

Riven Delve
Tol Eressea

May 4 2013, 1:06am

Post #3 of 4 (232 views)
The real secret behind dwarven craftsmanship. [In reply to] Can't Post

And to think, for thousands of years other races assumed the dwarves used metal tools to shape their exquisite gems...


Bomby: Hope your teeth feel better soon!

"I left the night, with its remote and singing stars, and came in, to the glow of the fire, and the chair where he had been sitting, and the unstrung harp." --The Last Enchantment


May 4 2013, 6:07am

Post #4 of 4 (184 views)
Congratulations on finally reaching Tol Eressea Bomby! [In reply to] Can't Post

May you and your Goldberry find blessings there!
But , ouch! Root canal work? Hope it feels better soon.
Re dwarven teeth, maybe they are fitted with gemstone ones at an early age? Some sort of rite of passage to show their hardiness ( double ouch!!)

"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"


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