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The secret email correspondence between Sauron and the Nazgul

noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Apr 24 2013, 5:17pm

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The secret email correspondence between Sauron and the Nazgul Can't Post

Another gem from the archives:
http://users.bestweb.net/~jfgm/Mushrooms%20Website/08A%20Discussion%20-%20Secret%20emails.htm

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 24 2013, 7:28pm

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Hahaha - thanks for that NoWiz! [In reply to] Can't Post

As for the expensive Dwarven massage, it depends entirely on which Dwarf is giving said massage. Cost may be justified Wink if one is also allowed to massage the Dwarf.

Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."

(This post was edited by Brethil on Apr 24 2013, 7:30pm)


noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Apr 24 2013, 7:43pm

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"You are beset with dangers, Gimli son of Gloin" [In reply to] Can't Post

I liked the misunderstanding over "killer weed".

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "


CuriousG
Valinor


Apr 24 2013, 8:16pm

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Dogs [In reply to] Can't Post

I like the Black Riders' concern for dogs "not on leashes." It's a relief to know that they're concerned about public safety ordinances. They might not be so evil after all. I bet they also respect No Smoking signs and don't park their horses in loading zones.


Elwen
Lorien


Apr 24 2013, 8:26pm

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2,000 farthings for 'Dwarf massage'? [In reply to] Can't Post

SAOTM.

Thanks for sharing.

Before kids, exercising with LOTR meant listening to the soundtrack while I ran.

After kids, exercising with LOTR means having an all out dance party with the little ones to the "Break the Dam Release the River" disco mix form the Lego game.


Arannir
Valinor

Apr 25 2013, 7:49am

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Boss? [In reply to] Can't Post

Hahaha! Thanks for that!


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 25 2013, 10:25am

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That was fun!!! THANKS! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Brennil Caladiel
The Shire


Apr 26 2013, 3:49pm

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Just what I needed! [In reply to] Can't Post

That laugh just made my day! Shows just how wimpy those bad guys are when faced with the powers of good...Smile


noWizardme
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2013, 4:26pm

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Though email is a bit old tech now- I suppose these days they're all on Wraithbook // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....

"nowimė I am in the West, and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "


Elven
Valinor


Apr 29 2013, 4:41pm

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Bwahaha! Nice one! Thanks for that! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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