Apr 7 2013, 12:52am
Post #1 of 1
-Wait, I thought this was The Hobbit. What's Frodo doing here?
AUJ through the eyes of a moviegoer
-This prologue is going on for too long. Can we get going already?
-As is this Shire business. This movie is giving me ADHD.
-Please tell me that troll didn't just sneeze in a pot of stew. I'm going to vomit.
-Please tell me that troll did not just sneeze on Bilbo. I want to leave, now.
-"Deus Ex Gandalf"
-That's bird feces.
-Shouldn't Radagast be diverting the Wargs? He's just going around in circles...the mushrooms have gotten to his head.
-Hey, Saruman. Glad to see somebody shares my sentiment.
To be continued, in part 2: "AUJ through the eyes of a moviegoer: OTT action," and part 3: "More OTT action"