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AUJ through the eyes of a moviegoer

GiantMushroomBear
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Apr 7 2013, 12:52am


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-Wait, I thought this was The Hobbit. What's Frodo doing here?

-This prologue is going on for too long. Can we get going already?

-As is this Shire business. This movie is giving me ADHD.

-Please tell me that troll didn't just sneeze in a pot of stew. I'm going to vomit.

-Please tell me that troll did not just sneeze on Bilbo. I want to leave, now.

-"Deus Ex Gandalf"

-That's bird feces.

-Shouldn't Radagast be diverting the Wargs? He's just going around in circles...the mushrooms have gotten to his head.

-Hey, Saruman. Glad to see somebody shares my sentiment.

To be continued, in part 2: "AUJ through the eyes of a moviegoer: OTT action," and part 3: "More OTT action"

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