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Feb 23 2013, 12:40am

Post #1 of 8 (1075 views)
PICTURE This... Can't Post

Our 13 have plenty of time to explore the Horde 
Pickking out the best swords 
Picking out the best shields 
picking out the best armor 
picking out and diving into anything and everythin'.. 

More or less like swimming in gold! 
once a threat appears ...

"OFF to the Smithy " 

To sharpen the BEST Exotic blades Anyone?
at Weta can imagine ...actually discovering And Enancing! Them 
... at a forge...
 When they appear at the front Gate..? fear will take
(Picture THAT)


Feb 23 2013, 2:38am

Post #2 of 8 (379 views)
I like the way you think! // [In reply to] Can't Post


My avatar photo is Lake Tekapo in New Zealand's South Island. Taken by me in 2004 on a Red Carpet Tours LOTR Movie Location Tour. 'Twas the Vacation of a Lifetime!

pictures taken while on the tour are here:

Tol Eressea

Feb 23 2013, 5:42am

Post #3 of 8 (376 views)
and suddenly all I could picture... [In reply to] Can't Post

...was Scrooge McDuck...

swimming and diving through his money bins (which looked like a dragon hoard), back in "Duck Tales" on Disney Afternoon...

I think we may have a bit of raucous glee when Thorin's 13 get into the hoard...

...and will it change any of them????

Go outside and play...


Feb 23 2013, 8:06am

Post #4 of 8 (338 views)
Looking forward to it! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can see the good people at Weta having some fun with all the weapons, helmets, shields and whatever else they can think of. Thorin's Company is going to be quite a sight to behold when they throw themselves into the fray.


Feb 23 2013, 3:12pm

Post #5 of 8 (300 views)
But wait there's more... from Bomby? [In reply to] Can't Post

Bombur will get bored
and Deep in caverins
he bounces down the stairs.. (Run.. Bombur...Run!)
to find the kitchens and larder!

(Steven is gunna make US Laugh Outloud!)

Upon finding that?
it's likely that Saruman's stash is...
NOTHING..compared to this!
Forget GOLD
Bombur will be swimming in...FOOD..

Thinking about what could have survived 60 years?

There are many things!
Erebor's Finest Malt Beer..Aged Dorwinen Wine?
Salted pork..maybe even some elvish Lambas Bread
from the ElvinKing...(That doesn't AGE...Does it?)

Add your Menu items for FUN!


Feb 23 2013, 3:26pm

Post #6 of 8 (270 views)
Party time! [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh yes, lots of wine, definitely, and the good stuff, too, as that ages well. Maybe some other spirits? Special vintage pipe weed? That would be quite a party already Sly

Honey is supposed to keep forever. And is there any sort of cheese that could be kept that long (since Bombur eat that by the block...)?


Feb 23 2013, 9:20pm

Post #7 of 8 (239 views)
Hmmm ... what happens with the Arkenstone while the Battle is going on? [In reply to] Can't Post

It would be quite interesting to see Thranduil wearing/displaying it during the battle.

(As to how I got to this thought ... I was imagining Thorin forging some gold to put the Arkenstone in to. Not a totally random thought Wink)


Feb 24 2013, 1:27am

Post #8 of 8 (219 views)
In the Mighty Kitchens of Erebor the "..UR" Brothers are KINGs! [In reply to] Can't Post

BombUR..head ChefExtraordin-UR
BofUR... assist-UR
BifUR... prep cook-UR

The " RI.." brothers
NoRI... Wine steward-RI

The " IN " brothers
GloIN & O-IN.. The fire Stoker-INz & start-INzz?
DwalIN..Head Butcher-IN?

BalIN..PLACE.. Set -INs

The "LI" brothers?
Fi-LI & Ki-LI
..... PLATE-LI-ss

Bomby is
... Intentioan-LI?
... leaving ThorIN & Bilbo out?

TO..just sits..At the Head of table..
Bilbo. ..at the FOOT of this Table

While This 3D Banquet comes Flying Around
& your face!

Is Bomby'zzz... MiddleName?

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