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Starling
Half-elven


Jan 5 2013, 9:04pm

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Happy trails! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Jan 6 2013, 1:38am

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I thought you were heading to the Georgia south and east [In reply to] Can't Post

of you, or the one south of me (way south!). Come to find out, you meant the one near the South Islands! (I've heard of them, but not of it!)

So, what made you pick them? The mountains? The South Pole proximity? Swimming and tanning on the beach?Wink


Starling
Half-elven


Jan 6 2013, 1:50am

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He is being sent away, [In reply to] Can't Post

as far away as possible, as he is taking up too many cinema seats in the UK, and no-one else has had a chance to see The Hobbit there yet. This is a true story.


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Jan 6 2013, 2:33am

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Buying out entire showings are we? [In reply to] Can't Post

He must be buying every seat in the theater, so that he can sit in the seat with the best sound and view, while simultaneously getting rid of the annoying people who text and talk too loud during the movie.


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Jan 6 2013, 5:03am

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I think your manservant is telling tales again. [In reply to] Can't Post

Tell him he should busy himself settling the funds from Libya's late V.P. That should buy any number of Cinema seats and vacations for all of us on here.
Daniel can deposit them in the Bank of Sandwich when he arrives . . .


DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 6 2013, 10:18am

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This is the truth [In reply to] Can't Post


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He must be buying every seat in the theater, so that he can sit in the seat with the best sound and view, while simultaneously getting rid of the annoying people who text and talk too loud during the movie.


Laugh

I should invent a long poking stick for cinema use, so I/we can poke those annoying people. I'd make millions. Evil


DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 6 2013, 10:46am

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I love the cold [In reply to] Can't Post

I've always chosen to study polar regions (my two previous dissertations were in the Arctic) for two reasons: I love the cold, and climate change in those regions is most interesting. I hate being hot and sticky. Yuck. Pirate

And there are penguins! Sly


Starling
Half-elven


Jan 6 2013, 10:47am

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No wonder you are being sent away, [In reply to] Can't Post

shocking behaviour! Come to think of it, an electric shock administered by cattle prodder could be a handy way to deal with those cinema irritations...

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