Our Sponsor Sideshow Collectibles Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien
Do you enjoy the 100% volunteer, not for profit services of TheOneRing.net?
Consider a donation!

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Off Topic: Off Topic:
From a facebook friend's post: "Deodorant would have been toast without Sam."

Aunt Dora Baggins

Dec 23 2012, 3:34pm

Post #1 of 5 (290 views)
From a facebook friend's post: "Deodorant would have been toast without Sam." Can't Post

"Deoderant? Are you watching some badly dubbed pirated version? I do not remember deoderant figuring in this movie at all."

"What? Damn you auto correct! Frodo."

"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com

Superuser / Moderator

Dec 23 2012, 7:59pm

Post #2 of 5 (124 views)
Wait, what? [In reply to] Can't Post

That has to be one of the oddest auto-corrects out there!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Dec 23 2012, 9:08pm

Post #3 of 5 (106 views)
You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr Underarm.// [In reply to] Can't Post


"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"

Eowyn of Penns Woods

Dec 23 2012, 10:58pm

Post #4 of 5 (98 views)
Win! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Not a TORns*b!
Certified Curmudgeon
Knitting Knerd
NARF: NWtS Chapter Member since June 17,2011

Tol Eressea

Dec 24 2012, 2:50am

Post #5 of 5 (183 views)
I love when tech tries to "help" [In reply to] Can't Post

My experience isn't LOTR related, but it made me do a double take: I was commenting on a friend's photos on fb on my smart phone - i was trying to type wonderful, but as I got to wonder, up pop Stevie Wonder. Not just the name, but a picture as well. Laugh I guess it was because I "like" Stevie Wonder on fb; I don't think that would have happened otherwise...maybe.

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime


Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.