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James Cameron vs. Dan Brown

FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien


Feb 27 2007, 1:04pm

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Fight to the death! Which of these two is first to find out if he was right?




Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires.

--J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael


Hengist
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Feb 27 2007, 3:11pm

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Have to go with Brown [In reply to] Can't Post

on the basis that he didnt make TitanicWink



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Darkstone
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Feb 27 2007, 4:11pm

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Brown proves everything that Cameron thinks he knows is false. Carmeron assumes a fetal position. Brown goes in for the kill.

Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.


FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien


Feb 27 2007, 4:17pm

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I mean Cameron looks like he's kinda big, while Brown looks like a little girly-man.

I think Cameron would be like

While Brown would be like


Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires.

--J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael

(This post was edited by FingonOfPittsburgh on Feb 27 2007, 4:22pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 27 2007, 4:35pm

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It'd take Brown a while to slap him to death.

Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.


Aerlinn
Lorien


Feb 27 2007, 4:48pm

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I'd say it'd be a tie [In reply to] Can't Post

In the midst of the fight there would be a mighty rumble of thunder and a bolt of lightning from above, and when the smoke cleared there'd be just a few cinders and someone's sneaker lying off to one side. (There's *always* someone's sneaker lying off to one side.)

So: tie.


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SandWitch King
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Feb 27 2007, 5:55pm

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I think Cameron is aggressive. I tend to sterotype writers as soft, so I am going with the filmmaker.



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diedye
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Feb 27 2007, 6:37pm

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Dan Brown... [In reply to] Can't Post

Cameron would never admit he was wrong... even if he is an idiot...



Farawyn
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Feb 28 2007, 3:58am

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He is saying Jesus may have had a family and that Mary was a disciple.
Cameron is saying that he has Jesus' bones.
Cameron makes a movie with the catchphrase: "I'M KING OF THE JEWS!"
Mel Gibson kills him.
Dan Brown wins.

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Stapper
Lorien


Feb 28 2007, 9:21am

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Feb 28 2007, 8:04pm

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Unwilling to admit that they've both been taken in by clever forgeries, Dan Brown smacks James Cameron upside the head with a hardback copy of the Da Vinci Code just as Cameron bashes Brown's skull with the supposed sarcophagus of Jesus.

While they're lying dazed on the pavement, both are trampled to death by a mob of crazed fans venerating an image of the Titanic that appeared in a grilled cheese sandwich from the Louvre cafeteria.

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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FingonOfPittsburgh
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Feb 28 2007, 9:26pm

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WINNER! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Unwilling to admit that they've both been taken in by clever forgeries, Dan Brown smacks James Cameron upside the head with a hardback copy of the Da Vinci Code just as Cameron bashes Brown's skull with the supposed sarcophagus of Jesus.

While they're lying dazed on the pavement, both are trampled to death by a mob of crazed fans venerating an image of the Titanic that appeared in a grilled cheese sandwich from the Louvre cafeteria.





Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires.

--J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael


Patty
Immortal


Mar 11 2007, 7:04pm

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Okay, I read that as James Cameron versus James Brown... [In reply to] Can't Post

in that case, I'd say Cameron already won.

Time for new glasses.

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AncalagontheBlack
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Jun 29 2013, 2:36pm

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