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Another little poem: My Tolkien Spaceflight

Noel Q. von Schneiffel

Nov 29 2012, 7:47pm

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Another little poem: My Tolkien Spaceflight Can't Post

Nothing special, just another quick little poem for relaxation.


I only took
A Tolkien book
When I went off to Mars.
A lengthy trip
My rocket ship
Was hurtling to the stars.

With shining light
So pretty bright
A UFO came by.
From it there waved
A badly shaved
Alien monster guy.

He came toward
My ship to board
And yelled right in my face:
"I'll take you and
'Cause you are lower race!"

I made him look
At Tolkien's book
And he was much surprised.
So he did cry
With tear in eye:
"My plans are now revised!"

"You're obvious
A genius
And highly cultured tribe!
Now let's have sense
And be best friends!
And may I try that 'pipe'?"

So we embraced
And off he raced.
Hope everyone now sees:
You only need
A Tolkien read
For interstellar peace.

The Glorious Truth of J.R.R. Tolkien
Radiates from his Holy Writings



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