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**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines"
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Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:45am

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Aragorn without pants: "This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul." The hobbits look away nervously. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:46am

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Galadriel: "Will you look in the pants Frodo?" Frodo: "What will I see?" Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:47am

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Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:49am

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Gimli: My cousin Balin will give us a pantless welcome! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 3:57am

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Stopppppp! Tummy hurts! Ahhhhhhhhh! She looks so harmless!// [In reply to] Can't Post

"And my thong." Oh, the image!


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 4:10am

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Gramma, how do you keep up with all this? So much fun! Thanks!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 4:25am

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"I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 4:30am

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You're only as far as Amon Hen, SA! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Don't encourage him," pants Pippin.

(SA gleefully thumbs through four more books.)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 4:37am

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"He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside) [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't normally do this but it's too tempting to pass up:

'Good gracious heavens no, no, no, NO!' Said Gandalf. 'Don't be a fool Mr Baggins if you can help it; and in the name of all wonder don't mention the word pants again as long as you are within a hundred miles of his house, nor slacks, trousers, coulots, gauchos, nor any other such unfortunate word! He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... '



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 9:31am

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He could not keep up with the panting elves all the time they were out!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 






I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 1:20pm

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Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall// [In reply to] Can't Post

 




SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 5:49pm

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"I will pants you at midnight, and you can pants the next watchman." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 6:46pm

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“You have nice pants for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 6:50pm

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“There are no safe pants in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Hem now, and in for all sorts of loose threads wherever you go.”// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 12 2012, 7:16am

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I felt in need of a good laugh and remembered this crazy thread. [In reply to] Can't Post

If anybody's still listening, thanks for a very good laugh, indeed.
Especially you, Gramma.Smile
Cheers, everyone!

"Well, it is the first time that even a mouse has crept along carefully and quietly under my very nose and not been spotted," said Balin, "and I take off my pants to you."
Which he did.

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