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Peregrine Took or Jar-jar Binks?


Mar 10 2012, 1:11am

Post #1 of 13 (3250 views)
Peregrine Took or Jar-jar Binks? Can't Post

Who would win a clown contest?

Who now has the might to stand against Sauron and Saruman, and the union of the Two Towers?

Grey Havens

Mar 10 2012, 1:19am

Post #2 of 13 (990 views)
For being genuinely funny: Pippin - [In reply to] Can't Post

For being utterly ridiculous: Jarr-jarr

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The Shire

Mar 10 2012, 1:46am

Post #3 of 13 (1035 views)
no contest! [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar-Jar is way more stupid! GO PIPPIN!

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Mar 11 2012, 2:37am

Post #4 of 13 (952 views)
hmmmmmm [In reply to] Can't Post

I the goal is to make people laugh Pippin if it's to annoy people Jar Jar

The Shire

Mar 11 2012, 8:29am

Post #5 of 13 (999 views)
Very funny [In reply to] Can't Post

I am going to say Pippin.

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Mar 14 2012, 3:21am

Post #6 of 13 (1351 views)
Took! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hopefully he stomps Jar-Jar into oblivion.

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Grey Havens

Mar 15 2012, 5:36pm

Post #7 of 13 (972 views)
let us count the ways [In reply to] Can't Post

1. Funniness

Pippin: funny.
Jar Jar: painfully unfunny.
Edge: Pippin.

2. Agility, such as for juggling

Pippin: able to knock out an Uruk Hai with a single thrown rock while mounted on a walking, fighting tree-like giant. Also can wield a short sword and serve as Tower Guard for Minas Tirith. Slew a troll (or an orc, in the movies)
Jar Jar: incapable of shooting intended targets except by accident during a spasmodic episode.
Edge: Pippin

3. Ability to squeeze into clown car

Pippin: small, Hobbit sized.
Jar Jar: tall, lanky, floppy ears that tend to get caught in car doors.
Edge: Pippin

4. Ability to wear a lapel flower pin that squirts water.

Pippin: wore an Elven brooch. That's kinda close.
Jar Jar: probably too clumsy to put one on without bleeding to death (but it's probably worth a try....)
Edge: Pippin

5. Can entertain an audience.

Pippin: many times (including "evil" times)
Jar Jar: entertain? Not so much. Irritate? Most definitely.
Edge: Pippin.

Yeah i go with Peregrin "Chuckles" Took on this one.

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Mar 16 2012, 7:57am

Post #8 of 13 (859 views)
i agree with the above [In reply to] Can't Post

definately Pippin


Mar 17 2012, 2:01am

Post #9 of 13 (845 views)
I agree. [In reply to] Can't Post

Obviously Pippin

Who now has the might to stand against Sauron and Saruman, and the union of the Two Towers?

The Shire

Mar 18 2012, 7:19pm

Post #10 of 13 (1068 views)
Yeah, [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar-jar is just... Iritaiting

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Apr 5 2012, 8:31pm

Post #11 of 13 (1417 views)
Pippin [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar Jar is more clown like, but Pippin wins hands down.


Jun 18 2012, 1:05pm

Post #12 of 13 (2252 views)
One is funny, one annoying [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 7 2014, 4:56pm

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