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Poll: The unofficial TORN "Nickname for Bifur's forehead bling" Poll
Furrowed brow
Thor Head
Hatchet head
Axessorising
Dain Bramage
Running With Axes
"What axe?"
Chunk
Bifouch
Nick
Fred
Khazad-dum-kiss
HeadAxe: apply directly to the forehead.
Axis of Evil
"43, Legolas!-- oops."
PJaxson
"Mistress's Fury"
Yakety Axe
Keeps my hair out of my eyes
Headchet
"Don't axe."
Dwarven chick magnet.
Lobotox application
Disaxeterous!
Dwarf Hairbrush.
Axe-ident
Axident
Head(eral) Ax(press) HeadAx
"Bifurcation"
Hat rest
Bifurcorn
Minegraine
Runtal Lobotomy
Tool of a F%#*!
"Askew" aka "SQ" as in "axe a Silly Question..."
Mohaxe
Short axe and sides
Tip of the Axeberg
Bifur's battle horn
Bifurnicorn
Axy Morian
Brainiaxe
craniaxe
Dances with Axes
Lobelia's Bane
Wiseaxe
Kiss my axe
'Braindead' by Peter Jackson.
neatly parted his hair to the bone
ObnoxAxe
The Cleave Weave
View Results (62 votes)
 

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Subject User Time
The unofficial TORN "Nickname for Bifur's forehead bling" Poll Delrond Send a private message to Delrond Jan 1 2012, 5:11pm
    LOL ! Hamfast Send a private message to Hamfast Jan 1 2012, 6:03pm
    A lot of these are very funny. Elizabeth Send a private message to Elizabeth Jan 1 2012, 6:37pm
    A big 'well done' Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jan 1 2012, 6:49pm
        Dain Bramage has been in U.S. comedy for years... GAndyalf Send a private message to GAndyalf Jan 3 2012, 2:30am
            Yes, but isn't it usually... Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Jan 3 2012, 2:38am
                Maybe I've heard it wrong all these years... GAndyalf Send a private message to GAndyalf Jan 3 2012, 2:43am
                    Then I've heard (and read) it wrong, too. Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Jan 3 2012, 3:56am
    I think "axe-ident" is the easiest to slip into a conversation... diedye Send a private message to diedye Jan 1 2012, 9:21pm
    Rats, I was mulling over how to do this for a Scenes From The Hat. AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Jan 1 2012, 9:51pm
        Are you Delrond Send a private message to Delrond Jan 3 2012, 5:50pm
            Well, AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Jan 3 2012, 8:07pm
    they all made me snert Lothlorian Send a private message to Lothlorian Jan 2 2012, 6:32pm
    <wipes tears from eyes> Oh MY! Those are FUNNY!// GAndyalf Send a private message to GAndyalf Jan 3 2012, 2:28am
    I voted craniaxe because it's vivid - but not tooo vivid - pithy, and memorable, but zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Jan 7 2012, 6:57am
    These are hilarious, Delrond... Patty Send a private message to Patty Jan 10 2012, 7:27pm
    *snort* Bwahahahahahahahaha!! Those are AWESOME!! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 16 2012, 1:28am

 
 
 

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