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You must choose, Sherriff Woody! How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys!!! (Ooo, ooo, ah, ah!)
Poll: You must choose, Sherriff Woody! How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys!!! (Ooo, ooo, ah, ah!)
Pecked by a chicken 0 / 0%
Licked by a kitten 1 / 3%
Drownded in fangurl drool 0 / 0%
Choked on a fay star 2 / 7%
Smothered in grammaboodawg's LOTR movie ticket collection 6 / 20%
Withered by Thorin's steely gaze 5 / 17%
Stomped by Proudfeet 0 / 0%
Tickled by Hobbit children 6 / 20%
Filleted by Elrond's wit 1 / 3%
Inhaling Gandalf's second hand pipe smoke 5 / 17%
Crushed by the disappointment of PJ's casting decisions 0 / 0%
Engorged on Farmer Maggot's mushrooms 4 / 13%
30 total votes

Alassėa Eruvande

Jul 27 2011, 6:37pm

Post #1 of 16 (674 views)
You must choose, Sherriff Woody! How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys!!! (Ooo, ooo, ah, ah!) Can't Post

Some less scary, albeit more slow methods to assume room temperature. With thanks and apologies to Faenoriel. Cool


Jul 27 2011, 6:50pm

Post #2 of 16 (322 views)
Second hand smoke! [In reply to] Can't Post

I gave up smoking a few years ago, but I do stop and and talk to the poor smokers in their little leper colony in back of where I work. They say I'm so much nicer and tolerant than any other ex-smoker they know. Little do they know I'm only there to inhale....


Jul 27 2011, 6:59pm

Post #3 of 16 (314 views)
Suffocation [In reply to] Can't Post

by Treebeard's 10,000 year old morning breath. Honestly, I don't know how Merry and Pippin went on for so long without at least offering him a Tic Tac.

Superuser / Moderator

Jul 27 2011, 7:31pm

Post #4 of 16 (276 views)
Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Jul 27 2011, 10:36pm

Post #5 of 16 (293 views)
Tickled by hobbit children [In reply to] Can't Post

might as well go out laughing

Grey Havens

Jul 28 2011, 3:52am

Post #6 of 16 (267 views)
I couldn't do that. [In reply to] Can't Post

The reason is in my family, my brothers and I knew that we couldn't hit each other. It was some kind of unspoken rule we never really talked about. So my older brother used to tickle torture me until I couldn't breathe. It's a horrible, horrible feeling, like drowning even though if you could only take a breath, you'd be fine. And to this day, I still get jerky around people if they go near any part of my body that's particularly ticklish. I'm even careful not to overdo it with children who want me to tickle them, because I don't want them to have that hang-up.

Older brothers... *sigh*

Superuser / Moderator

Jul 28 2011, 5:21am

Post #7 of 16 (290 views)
I made sure I screamed, early and loud, [In reply to] Can't Post

so that parental disapproval stopped the tickling very quickly. Being gang-tickled by siblings is harsh!


Jul 28 2011, 7:08am

Post #8 of 16 (322 views)
I'd like to be under grammaboodawg's ticket stub collection... [In reply to] Can't Post

hopefully some air could get in through there...

Tol Eressea

Jul 28 2011, 12:19pm

Post #9 of 16 (228 views)
Tickled? How cruel is that! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jul 28 2011, 12:44pm

Post #10 of 16 (249 views)
LOL [In reply to] Can't Post

Priceless. If I had to suffocate I suppose dying by the Middle Earth crusty breath of Treebeard would be the way to go.

Patty: hmmm...torn apart by Wargs? Yikes...

Okay, shot by the Bard then.

Gollum the Great

Jul 28 2011, 2:09pm

Post #11 of 16 (242 views)
I know exactly how u feel [In reply to] Can't Post

about being tickled. I honestly think I'd rather be burned alive than tickled to death.


Bigthan (Jean-Claude): You don't mean...

Teresh (Philippe): The island where you get tickled day and night?

Bigthan (Jean-Claude): Night and day?

Teresh (Philippe): Without stop?

Bigthan (Jean-Claude): Not even if you say pretty please?

The Tickler: [enters with giant feather]

Bigthan and Teresh: Aaaagh!


Jul 28 2011, 2:09pm

Post #12 of 16 (252 views)
I'm just now seeing the choice of being filleted by Elrond's wit. [In reply to] Can't Post

Now, that's the way to go!Smile


Jul 28 2011, 4:09pm

Post #13 of 16 (226 views)
ah new choices [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll go kaput under Thorin's Orcrist sharpened glare, please.

Grey Havens

Jul 29 2011, 1:31am

Post #14 of 16 (263 views)
My mom wasn't really in control of things at that time. [In reply to] Can't Post

Every time I'd say, "I'm going to tell mom" as a kid, my older brother would say, "She's not going to do anything about it." And he was right.

Being a widowed single parent is tough. I think sometimes she was kind of not there mentally when she should have been. Even to this day, my older brother wishes she were more of a disciplinarian.


Jul 30 2011, 9:45pm

Post #15 of 16 (288 views)
As I'm GAndyalf I HAD to pick 2nd hand smoke... [In reply to] Can't Post

also because I know I've never been anyone's daydream guy but I could WISH it were in fangurl drool! Evil

Jonathan the Elf

Aug 15 2011, 5:39am

Post #16 of 16 (282 views)
What horors [In reply to] Can't Post

"Crushed by the disappointment of PJ's casting decisions" would be the worse death imaginable


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