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Daniel Ocean and his team Vs. the forces of Mordor

Jonathan the Elf
Rivendell


Jul 16 2011, 6:44am

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I've got to say that this one has probaly not been done before Daniel Ocean is probaly got what it takes but can he beat the forces of Mordor.
In my opinion I think he could pull it of that is assumeing he had all the gear. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?

Jonathan the Elf

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Eruonen
Tol Eressea


Jul 18 2011, 4:39am

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Well, if the assignment is to take the ring to Mt. Doom, [In reply to] Can't Post

I am having a hard time with the Vegas casino heist approach working in Mordor. However, if we assume they are in passable orc appearance and gear.....a roll of the dice, a toss up...will it be "Boxcars", "Ten the hard way", or "Snake Eyes"? Actually, since Sauron is distracted, they stand a pretty good chance...most of the Mr. Doom Casino workers are marching away....the door is wide open. More likely, Danny Ocean falls prey to the ring and he and the crew ultimately become "Pit boss" Nazgul. Sauron would give them all special diamond stud pins and magic dice.


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Jonathan the Elf
Rivendell


Jul 18 2011, 4:48am

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Well Daniel Ocean falling pray to the ring is very possible. Seeing humility doesn’t seem to be in his vocabulary.

Jonathan the Elf (fan)

“How shall a man judge what to do in such times? Yea ask. As he ever has judged, good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another thing among . It is a man’s part to discern them, as much as in the Golden woods an in his own house” said Aragorn


Patty
Immortal


Jul 20 2011, 8:44am

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This match-up was one of the funniest I've seen in a while... [In reply to] Can't Post

But Danny's so canny I'll bet he (and especially the always-eating Brad Pitt character) would find a way around Sauron and his bunch.

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Jonathan the Elf
Rivendell


Jul 21 2011, 5:40am

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Well probaly Shelob or the mouth of sauron in mordor is Rustys dad and he'd get out that way.LaughBut I'm sure it all worked out it usually does in Hollywood.Wink

Jonathan the Elf (fan)

“How shall a man judge what to do in such times? Yea ask. As he ever has judged, good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another thing among . It is a man’s part to discern them, as much as in the Golden woods an in his own house” said Aragorn


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Dec 29 2013, 3:25pm

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