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Itaril storylines?
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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 11 2010, 1:53pm

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Useful only to wait on an Elf King. "But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?"

Wait. This is sounding familiar again....

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Darkstone
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Nov 11 2010, 2:05pm

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She glimpses Bard in the forest and then during a big production number with forest animals she sings "Wish I could be part of your world!"

This could work!

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TheGoblinKing
Rohan

Nov 11 2010, 3:52pm

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I was not aware there was a female in The Hobbit. Well obviously were women lake town people. Just not major role female that Saoira Ronan would be playing at her age.


acheron
Gondor


Nov 11 2010, 4:31pm

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West Side (of Mirkwood) Story [In reply to] Can't Post

THORIN:

When you're a dwarf
You're a dwarf through and through
From lone Erebor
To the mountains of Blue...

When you're a dwarf
You'll never be lost
But a dwarf never lets
His body be tossed...

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BIFUR:

Itaril...
I've just met an elf named Itaril
And suddenly those ears
Have erased all the fears
I feel

Itaril...
I've just met an elf named Itaril
And sudd'nly a tree trunk
Is better than a hunk
of steel...

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LEGOLAS:

I like to be in Rhovanion
Climb up a tree in Rhovanion
Great things to see in Rhovanion

ITARIL:

Not near the sea in Rhovanion!

LEGOLAS:

I'll climb the mountains of Mirkwood.

ITARIL:

If you get past the spiders that lurk good.

LEGOLAS:

All the wood elves are great dancers!

ITARIL:

Watch out for Necromancers.

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Ok, I should probably stop.

(Also, I apologize for rhyming "Mirkwood" with "lurk good".)

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams


RosieLass
Valinor


Nov 11 2010, 4:33pm

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Itaril is Legolas' kid sister. [In reply to] Can't Post

And they are both totally grounded for the next three centuries, because she keeps tying pink, girly ribbons to Legolas' arrows and spoiling the balance, and he keeps giving her swirlies down Galion's chute. Tongue



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Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 11 2010, 4:44pm

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Bravo, bravura, bravissimo!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

They need to hire you!

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Nov 11 2010, 5:24pm

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Captain Salt
Tol Eressea


Nov 11 2010, 6:08pm

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^^ Nope, that's not 'til December 2014/15... [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue

BTW, why is everyone so fixated on Itaril? She's far from what could be the most problematic element of these films...Cool

Samuel L. Jackson for Bilbo, Woody Allen for Thorin, Lewis Black for Bard and Gilbert Gottfried for Smaug!

MAKE IT HAPPEN, PETER!!!


dernwyn
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Nov 11 2010, 6:38pm

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*mods up* This is fabulous! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Nov 11 2010, 8:54pm

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You've got Leonard Bernstein *and* JRR Tolkien rolling in their graves at this point. Well done! Cool


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acheron
Gondor


Nov 12 2010, 4:20am

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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams

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