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deej
Tol Eressea


Feb 18 2007, 1:10am

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He traded in his cloak for a Technicolor Dreamcoat.


Deej, you're still a deej after all! Cool



For the time being, anyhow. Wink

Sincerely, deej - The Artist Formerly Known as djdeathskiss

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silneldor
Half-elven


Feb 18 2007, 1:48am

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linkin-artelf
Lorien


Feb 18 2007, 2:39am

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He, ahem, fell in love with my new footer pic [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink

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"I walk along the shore and I gaze
At the light that radiates down
Will it travel forth to you
Far across this shimmering sea?"
formerly linkinparkelf


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 18 2007, 3:09am

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He discovered crayolas weren't for smoking [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Feb 18 2007, 4:46am

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He upgraded to Gossamer [In reply to] Can't Post

That seems to make a lot of people get more colorful Smile.


Ciars
Rohan


Feb 18 2007, 3:19pm

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He fell into a rainbow! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Penthe
Gondor


Feb 18 2007, 10:48pm

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He went shopping with Tom Bombadil (NT) [In reply to] Can't Post

 


GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea


Feb 18 2007, 10:50pm

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Love the yellow boots. [In reply to] Can't Post

They go nicely with that post.

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I used to be GaladrielTX, but then I had liposuction.



FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien


Feb 18 2007, 10:51pm

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I think we have a winner here! Cool


Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires.

--J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael


Hobbitmomma
Bree

Feb 19 2007, 3:29pm

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Jacob, mistaking him for Joseph, gave him this great coat of many colors... [In reply to] Can't Post

so then you had 12 brothers who were really p.o.'d.


diedye
Grey Havens


Feb 19 2007, 3:34pm

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He had a side gig as the Lucky Charms guy. [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Feb 19 2007, 6:44pm

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Didn't read the washing instructions on his robes ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Dry clean only!

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.


luinfalathiel
Lorien

Feb 19 2007, 10:00pm

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While they melt in your mouth, not in your hand, M&Ms sometimes do also melt on your robes. [In reply to] Can't Post

Hehehhehhe ... hehehe ... yeah. Wink

Chance favours the prepared mind.


silneldor
Half-elven


Feb 20 2007, 2:05am

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It was just his solar powered translucent rainbow suspenders [nt] [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


A little bit of my Middle-earth by canoe.


Elven
Valinor

Feb 21 2007, 11:26am

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His coat of many colors ... [In reply to] Can't Post

A tragic mistake by Grima saw an order for Sarumans 'New Robes' sent to the House of Dori instead of Dior.


SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Feb 22 2008, 7:40am

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In a vain attempt to be voted supreme dictator of middle earth he decided to be more open minded and turned the rainbow flag into a cloak. Thereby earning the votes of all the hairdressers in mirkwood. You know the ones paid to keep Legolas' hair so perfect despite the seamingly endless number of conflicts and near death encounters.

Eglario Valar!

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