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May 30 2009, 4:58am

Post #26 of 31 (997 views)
"I have the body of a Greek god." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Which one?"
"(Made-up name), the Horse God."

Those two are Laurel and Hardy for our generation. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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May 30 2009, 1:46pm

Post #27 of 31 (980 views)
I dare say I used this one a couple years ago **cheeks glowing red** [In reply to] Can't Post

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~Bilbo's "I donít know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

It was a family reunion, and there was a lot of tension. Since I am always the one who tries to keep the peace, I just couldn't take it anymore!!! I stood up on a little stage, everyone turned and just stopped talking. They were just staring at me, and then...it just came out. I must say, it got there attention, but immediately afterward, I felt horrible for saying it, so I went on to do a little bit of making up and peacekeeping. I just cannot be a mean person. It is not in me.

Though I must say, it must have been meant to say, because since that reunion and little help from dear Bilbo, our reunions have gone quite smoothly. Tongue

"Gwenwin in enninath. U-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renech i beth i pennen?"(Long years have passed. You did not wear the troubles you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?)

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"And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." Arwen Evenstar


May 30 2009, 2:13pm

Post #28 of 31 (1008 views)
David Wenham's nickname [In reply to] Can't Post

"So if you see him in the streets say " hello daisy" and he'll think he knows you...... and every one called me King Dom!" Lol

What happened when Legolas and Aragorn road with Eomer in the van.
Aragorn: Eomer, Legolas has his bow on my side of the seat!
Legolas: Well Aragorn keeps slapping me while practicing his "heroic" poses.
Eomer: Don't make me turn this van around.

The Shire

Jun 5 2009, 4:06pm

Post #29 of 31 (956 views)
Year Book Quote [In reply to] Can't Post

I used Bilbo's "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" for my quote in my senior year book. I will randomly spout out "Roast chicken!?" for no apparent reason at all. I would quote more but it would drive my wife insane.

Await and you will see
The eucatastrophe.


Jun 9 2009, 10:10pm

Post #30 of 31 (945 views)
Quote [In reply to] Can't Post

The line I quote most frequently in daily life is, 'I am no weather-master; nor is aught that goes on two legs,' Bombadil's response to being asked whether it would rain. It is obvious that Tolkien lived in England, and not in California.

The Shire

Jun 11 2009, 2:36am

Post #31 of 31 (1278 views)
Wow- so many. [In reply to] Can't Post

Honestly I don't know what I quote the most, generally I don't plan to quote anything it just sort of comes out of my mouth when provoked haha.
Of course, this goes without saying, just about any Gollum/Smeagol line, especially "my precioussse". I've also yelled "THEY STOLE IT FROM USSS YESSS" when someone takes something from me. (funny annecdote, I just mistakingly typed "from us", still being in Gollum talk.) Also when people ask me what I'm doing or what I'm up to I'll say "sneaking".
Often I speak the whole "Cold be heart and hand and bone..." verse (the movie adaptation) when someone starts asking me a question I don't want to answer.
Also I tend to say "For Frodo!" either in a heated moment or if I'm about to do something I generally don't want to, etc.

There are lots of others but those are my main ones, I'd say.

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