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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Apr 7 2007, 6:19pm

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Eorl said he and his people moved south to aid Gondor when it was under seige, but that was just a cover story. What is the real reason why he brought his horsemen out of the north?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Curious
Half-elven

Apr 7 2007, 6:53pm

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Tired of shoveling snow.\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Curious on Apr 7 2007, 6:54pm)


Curious
Half-elven

Apr 7 2007, 6:55pm

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Old neighborhood went downhill when Gollum moved next door.\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ugly Troll
Bree


Apr 7 2007, 7:14pm

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better vineyards?\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


FarFromHome
Valinor


Apr 7 2007, 7:54pm

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Location, location, location / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

...and the sails were drawn up, and the wind blew,
and slowly the ship slipped away down the long grey firth;
and the light of the glass of Galadriel that Frodo bore
glimmered and was lost.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 7 2007, 8:44pm

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They'd heard that the horse and the rider had been seen in the south./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Silverlode
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Apr 7 2007, 10:36pm

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Because going South always feels easier, like going downhill. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
The genius and the plan thus inspired
Depart me and I, entering a room,
Find myself on the threshold, stand still
And wonder what I came to do there.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 8 2007, 12:39am

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"Go South, young man." -- Legolas posing as Horace Greeley/ [In reply to] Can't Post



dernwyn
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Apr 8 2007, 4:16am

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They needed new clothes, and they heard there was a Gap. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"And when Sam heard that he laughed aloud for shear delight, and he stood up and cried: 'O great glory and splendour! And all my wishes have come true!'"


Silverlode
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Apr 8 2007, 5:02am

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Silverlode

Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
The genius and the plan thus inspired
Depart me and I, entering a room,
Find myself on the threshold, stand still
And wonder what I came to do there.


Ciars
Rohan


Apr 8 2007, 5:19pm

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because they'd ran out of chocolate! n/t [In reply to] Can't Post

 



May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.


Lossefalme
Gondor


Apr 8 2007, 10:36pm

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The grass is always greener on the other side of the Anduin. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

(Formerly Lossefalme3, just in case you're wondering)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. 'Elendil!' he cried. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!' TTT, Book III, Chapter 2
And Éomer answered: 'Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs I have loved you, and that love shall not fail.' RotK, Book VI, Chapter 5




Samantha Baggins
The Shire


Apr 8 2007, 11:31pm

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Gondor had originally offered seaside property, but the horse disagreed with the salt air. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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*looks around*

Who cleaned up Bag End?


Aunt Dora Baggins
Half-elven


Apr 9 2007, 12:59am

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GMTA! [In reply to] Can't Post

That was my thought too! I'm getting a little tired of it myself. Our minister opened the service this morning by singing "I'm dreaming of a white Easter..."

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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Chance Meeting at Rivendell: a Tolkien Fanfic
and some other stuff I wrote...
leleni at hotmail dot com

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 9 2007, 2:07pm

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White sale in the City!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample sample
Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


TORn's Observations Lists


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 9 2007, 4:02pm

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Well... [In reply to] Can't Post

His girlfriend lived there:


"And when I hold you
You will be my Duchess, Duchess of Eorl
We'll walk through my dukedom
And the paradise we will share

"Yes, oh, I
I'm gonna love you
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the Duke of Eorl

"Duke, Duke, Duke of Eorl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Eorl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Eorl."

I met a Balrog on the stair
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 10 2007, 12:54am

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Bwahaha! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"And when Sam heard that he laughed aloud for shear delight, and he stood up and cried: 'O great glory and splendour! And all my wishes have come true!'"


Elven
Valinor


Apr 10 2007, 1:58pm

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Superior Television Reception & CNN (Citadel Nightly News) [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SILVERCHAIRS Daniel Johns gets the crowd going at the 'Big Day Out Festival' at Minas Tirith.


"Never wash your name in hot water Elvenesque - it shrinks!" said the Gaffer.
Tolkien was a Capricorn!
..All we are saying ..Is Give Pete A Chance" ...

 
 

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